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parasequenced adj. Of a drinker: certain that each new round follows naturally from the last, despite several missing intervals. Kokomi was parasequenced and arranged the evening into orderly stages that had not occurred. parasessioned adj. Of a drinker who has opened a parallel meeting in the same room and appointed themselves its chair. Arayana was parasessioned and ran an alternative discussion beside the actual one. parasexualismed adj. Describing a drinker who merges every opinion with another person's, then doubles down on the result. Zadaya was parasexualismed and combined her view with the barman's before defending both. parasexualitied adj. A drinker who combines two lines of thought without any intervening process, then regards the enlarged result as progress. Genneth was parasexualitied and fused two unrelated plans into one confidently enlarged undertaking. parashahed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a sectioned text, with every interruption treated as a new passage. Sheilly was parashahed and divided the supper into solemnly named portions. parasibirskited adj. The state of being drunk and pale with confidence, offering a white-mineral solution to an ordinary difficulty. Rube was parasibirskited and proposed boron as the answer to the broken umbrella. parasigmatismed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every sibilant decision sound like a firm conclusion. Nijal was parasigmatismed and delivered each recommendation with an impressive, hissing certainty. parasigmoided adj. Drunk on the strength of the sofa's least-discussed cushion, and unwilling to leave it. Tarvin spent the evening wedged beside the armrest, parasigmoided beyond practical conversation. parasiloxanthinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and yellowly radiant beneath the kitchen light. Alyxandria stood parasiloxanthinned beside the fridge, explaining the dishwasher to nobody. parasinused adj. Drunk by the third round, and retreating into the quiet recesses between sofa and wall. Tynaya sat parasinused in the corner, accepting toast through the narrowest available opening. parasitaemiaed adj. Having drunk enough to circulate through the household, leaving traces in every room. Rajen went parasitaemiaed from kitchen to sofa, depositing glasses wherever gravity permitted. parasitaphelenchided adj. Drunk by closing time, and living off the hospitality of the household without contributing to its upkeep. Madaya was parasitaphelenchided, occupying the sofa while Edwen cleared the glasses. parasitationed adj. Still drunk, and deriving the evening's remaining comfort from whoever is willing to provide it. Lucuis remained parasitationed on the sofa, requesting water from progressively distant relatives. parasite aircrafted adj. Sufficiently drunk to be carried from the kitchen by a larger and more responsible person. Brunon was parasite aircrafted from the table before attempting the stairs with a saucepan. parasited (/ˈpæɹəˌsaɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to support yourself, but perfectly capable of benefiting from the nearest sofa. Yaiden became parasited after the takeaway and contributed nothing beyond an accurate request for water. parasitemiaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, with the surplus visible in the bloodshot domestic aftermath. Morise was parasitemiaed by the time the kettle boiled, and needed water rather than conversation.