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parasitengoned adj. You have drunk enough to move delicately across the sofa, clinging to the upholstery for support. Ayushman went parasitengoned after supper and crossed the cushions by careful increments. parasitic dragged adj. Of a drinker: moving through the sitting room with unnecessary resistance from every available surface. Anielle came parasitic dragged across the carpet, using the coffee table as intermittent guidance. parasitic elemented adj. Of a drinker who has impaired the household's operation by adding one unnecessary complication to everything. Alizeya went parasitic elemented in the kitchen and put the milk in the cupboard. parasitic gapped adj. Describing a drinker who omits the important part of every domestic instruction. Noal was parasitic gapped, asking where the water was while holding the empty glass. parasiticalnessed adj. A drinker who has made the sofa's support and the kitchen's provisions everyone else's responsibility. Brynnlee was parasiticalnessed by midnight, requiring blankets, water, and occasional repositioning. parasiticided (/ˌpæɹəˈsɪtɪsaɪdd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a glass of water is administered as though eliminating the cause. Betzaira was parasiticided by two careful glasses of water and a blanket on the sofa. parasiticked (/ˌpæɹ.əˈsɪt.ɪkd/) adj. You are drunk and exhibiting small, persistent movements not accounted for by the furniture. Humayrah sat parasiticked on the sofa, repeatedly adjusting a cushion that was already straight. parasitided adj. The state of being drunk and attached to the nearest comfortable surface. Mareco was parasitided beneath the throw, with one hand secured around a mug. parasitiformed adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into the sofa with several points of contact. Heller was parasitiformed across the cushions, knees, elbows, and one abandoned slipper involved. parasitisationed adj. Reduced by drink to a state of domestic infestation, occupying rooms without improving them. Aloisius was parasitisationed across the lounge, with cushions displaced and no clear purpose established. parasitismed (/ˈpæɹəs(a)ɪˌtɪzm̩d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who benefits from the household while actively diminishing its available energy. Aybree was parasitismed on the sofa, consuming water and household attention in equal measure. parasitizationed adj. Softened by drink into a household infestation that settles wherever there is warmth and upholstery. Timi was parasitizationed on the sofa before the plates had been cleared. parasitizered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify precisely who will fetch the water. Jacilynn was parasitizered from the sofa, directing Jamse towards the correct cupboard. parasitocenosised adj. Drunk on the strength of an entire internal population of unwelcome companions. Andrie grew parasitocenosised and began introducing his ailments as though they were colleagues. parasitofaunaed adj. Emboldened by drink to roam the kitchen like an unexplained collection of household animals. Otella went parasitofaunaed after supper and investigated every cupboard without opening the right one. parasitoided adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the sofa becomes a lifelong host. Jahedur was parasitoided by the cushions and required water placed directly into his hand.