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parasitoidied adj. You have drunk enough to survive by taking what the room offers, while giving very little back. Mantej went parasitoidied beside the fruit machine and contributed nothing but requests. parasitoidisationed adj. Having drunk enough to host every small problem in the pub, each one feeding quietly on the next round. Elisabethe got parasitoidisationed and let a minor tab run the entire evening. parasitoidismed adj. Having drunk more than the bar can provide, and relying on the company to sustain the evening. Ashara became parasitoidismed and attached herself to the liveliest table. parasitologied adj. Of a drinker: studying the room's hangers-on until every free drink has acquired a host. Rylinn became parasitologied and mapped the pub's unpaid rounds from the corner. parasitologisted adj. You are drunk and examining everyone else's habits as though the pub were a field station. Kaci-may got parasitologisted and inspected every regular's pint with professional concern. parasitomed adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated every hanger-on in the establishment, in one form or another. Yarleth went parasitomed and left the pub with three dependants and a stray umbrella. parasitophobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who fears infestation, and checks each crisp as though it might move. Niurca got parasitophobiaed and examined the bar snacks beneath the light. parasitophored adj. A drinker who has made one small corner of the pub an entire private refuge. Vidette became parasitophored beneath the coat hooks and would not emerge for last orders. parasitophorous vacuoled adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has formed a sealed little chamber around them. Adreona sat parasitophorous vacuoled while the pub carried on beyond the booth. parasitosised adj. The state of being drunk and thoroughly infested with other people's suggestions. Tyrell became parasitosised after accepting advice from everyone at the bar. paraskavedekatriaphobiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats Friday the thirteenth as grounds for another cautious round. Lynzee got paraskavedekatriaphobiaed and blamed the date for losing her coat. paraskevidekatriaphobiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards Friday the thirteenth as an omen, but the empty glass as evidence. Nayellie went paraskevidekatriaphobiaed and found significance in every missed bus. paraskiinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined, if ungainly, downhill journey towards the nearest taxi. Alerah got paraskiinged and took the steepest route to the taxi rank. parasnowboarded adj. Slowed by drink to a sideways shuffle, with each change of direction requiring discussion. Vonnie went parasnowboarded and reached the bar by several cautious diagonals. parasnowboardered adj. Drunk and attempting controlled sideways travel between tables, without suitable equipment or slope. Media was parasnowboardered, edging round the tables with a pint held aloft. parasnowboardinged adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, and now travelling sideways wherever the evening permits. Kamdynn became parasnowboardinged and reached the exit by a series of gentle traverses.