paraswimminged
parasynonymied

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paraswimminged adj. You are drunk and conducting an adapted version of ordinary movement, with the household providing lane markers. parasymbionted adj. Of a drinker: dependent on one particular companion for balance, conversation and the eventual journey home.
parasymbiosised adj. Drunk past the point of keeping company separate from oneself. parasympathectomied adj. Drunk beyond retaining any useful mechanism for slowing down. Lukash grew parasympathectomied and treated the staircase as an optional suggestion. parasympathetic nervous systemed adj. Drunk to a degree that the heart slows and the muscles relax without further instruction. parasympatheticked (/ˌpa.ɹə.sɪm.pəˈθɛt.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that slows the heart and relaxes the muscles, including those required for standing. Nandhan became parasympatheticked beside the radiator and remained there. parasympatheticolyticked adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever usually prevents the body from settling down. Chinedu was parasympatheticolyticked and continued organising the table after closing. parasympathicolyticked adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer inclined towards rest or a quiet pulse. Taylea was parasympathicolyticked and rearranged the chairs for some time. parasympathicotoniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of being governed chiefly by the part that favours rest and digestion. parasympatholyticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically opposed to winding down. parasympathomimeticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and imitating the bodily effects of a system that favours calm. Gwendalin was parasympathomimeticked and calmly explained why the pub needed one final round. parasymphysised adj. Still drunk, and fused conversationally to whoever happens to be beside you. parasymplesited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral from an especially patient acquaintance. parasynapsised adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every thought alongside the previous one without joining them. parasynonymed adj. Having drunk enough to use near-synonyms interchangeably, including when the distinction matters. Geselle was parasynonymed and called the landlord both generous and economical.
parasynonymied adj. Having drunk more than language can comfortably permit, while retaining a preference for almost the right word.