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parasynthesised adj. You have drunk enough to combine two ordinary words and attach an ending, producing something serviceable. parasynthetonned adj. You are drunk and made from several grammatical decisions at once. Malcome was parasynthetonned, producing elaborate compounds for simple errands. parasyphilised adj. Of a drinker: showing an old misunderstanding that seemed, for a time, to be a separate condition. parasystoled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a second rhythm, operating alongside the first with limited coordination. paratabulationed adj. Having drunk more than the table can support, with companions arranged in an increasingly elaborate pattern around it. paratacamited adj. Describing a drinker who has taken on a greenish, crystalline air and will not explain it. Tashanda stood paratacamited beneath the fluorescent light, holding a copper-coloured glass. parataekwondoed adj. A drinker who has adapted every ordinary movement into a cautious sporting manoeuvre. parataniwhaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the houseplant appears to have become a reasonable companion. parataxised (/paɹəˈtaksɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and placing thoughts together without conjunctions. parataxonned adj. The condition of a drinker who classifies things by appearance, with no concern for their actual descent. Nivek was parataxonned and grouped every glass according to shape. parataxonomied adj. Drunk since last orders, and classifying every stumble into a separate species. parataxonomisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun classifying the room, but lacks the qualifications to finish. Yamaya was parataxonomisted and attempted to catalogue the cutlery. paratellurited adj. Drunk by the third round, and colourless in expression, rigid in posture, and geometrically unhelpful on stairs. paratendonned adj. Still drunk, and cushioning every tendon with a fatty layer of misplaced confidence. paratenicitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on surrounding soft tissue to keep the tendons in service. Serenityrose became paratenicitied and let the banister supply most of her connective support. paratenonned adj. Too drunk to let the tendons move freely, yet sufficiently padded to continue downstairs.