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paratergited adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the body's side panels as though they had been fitted separately. Elyrose went paratergited, turning sideways before every step and apologising to the wall. paraterraformationed adj. Having drunk enough to convert the immediate surroundings into a sealed environment suitable for one slow-moving inhabitant. Robt became paraterraformationed and treated the conservatory as a complete planetary system. paraterraforminged adj. Having drunk more than the available atmosphere could sensibly support, and requiring a personal dome to reach bed. Monek was paraterraforminged and spent ten minutes establishing a breathable route to the landing. paratexted adj. You have drunk enough to read meanings above the printed instructions, including those on the stair carpet. Demaurie became paratexted and found a warning about balance in the pattern of the carpet. paratextualitied adj. You are drunk and treating every surrounding detail as commentary on your performance, without assigning anything to a people. Mayli became paratextualitied and took the handrail's shadow as criticism of her balance. parathaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a flaky confidence which separates at every step. Emyia became parathaed and shed her certainty one stair at a time. paratheatered adj. A drinker so far gone that the audience must participate in the performance of reaching the exit. Jennaleigh went paratheatered, while everyone nearby supplied gestures, props, and the occasional elbow. paratheatred adj. The state of being drunk and turning the surrounding audience into unwilling participants in every movement. Kathyrne became paratheatred and assigned the spectators roles in her descent. paratheciumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a thin protective layer between intention and movement. Xiola was paratheciumed, her careful plans separated from execution by a living layer. parathelphusided adj. The drunkenness of one who advances sideways, armoured by caution and poorly coordinated legs. Leahna went parathelphusided and crabbed along the landing towards the bathroom. paratherapied adj. Softened by drink into requiring auxiliary treatment for ordinary speech, balance, and stairs. Ella-leigh was paratherapied and needed Johnothan to supervise the short walk upstairs. paratherapisted adj. Reduced by drink to an assistant in your own recovery, awaiting instructions from the banister. Maggiemae became paratherapisted and accepted step-by-step guidance from the coat rack. parathesised adj. Sharpened by drink into placing two unrelated nouns side by side in every sentence and every foothold. Jazzy became parathesised and described the staircase as a lion, a legal argument. parathiazined adj. Loosened by drink into blocking every useful signal from the balance system, while continuing to speak. Laliyah went parathiazined and walked past the stairs, despite receiving no reliable internal warning. parathioned (/pæɹəˈθaɪɒnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the staircase as harmless, despite ample evidence to the contrary. Kohlton became parathioned and challenged the stairs without first locating the handrail. parathleted adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary pub visit as a competitive event with reluctant spectators. Shea went parathleted and insisted Areya record the decisive walk to the toilets.