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parathleticsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from a properly organised meeting of heats, lanes and officials. Avalyne got parathleticsed and assigned starting positions to everyone waiting for chips. parathormoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a hormone arriving late, with each word and stair carefully delayed. Jaiana was parathormoned, pausing between syllables and between every stair. parathyrinned adj. Drunk and regulating the body's pace badly, producing a slow, deliberate negotiation with speech and stairs. Arshvir was parathyrinned, delivering one word for every two cautious steps. parathyroid glanded adj. You have drunk enough to produce a hormone for raising the level of every conversation. Toneka was parathyroid glanded and raised the level of the last-orders discussion considerably. parathyroid hormoned adj. You are drunk and raising the calcium of the evening, one misplaced glass at a time. Jerlean became parathyroid hormoned and redistributed the drinks among the coats. parathyroidectomied adj. Of a drinker: missing several internal restraints and preparing to remove himself from the premises. Coula was parathyroidectomied by last orders and left with three coats. parathyroided adj. Having drunk more than one round, and now regulating the evening's calcium with unwarranted authority. Leafy got parathyroided and insisted the bar tab required mineral adjustment. parathyroidismed adj. Of a drinker who has turned a minor pub complaint into a disorder of the whole evening. Amaris got parathyroidismed and diagnosed the queue for coats as a systemic failure. parathyroiditised adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a tender, inflamed interest in calcium and the final round. Marykay grew parathyroiditised and argued that the last round needed more calcium. paratocarpinned adj. A drinker who has acquired a rare, glossy bitterness and is ripening beside the cloakroom. Arlyce became paratocarpinned and spent last orders examining the bar's bitter botanicals. paratoid glanded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after equipped with a toad-like defensive swelling. Julyann appeared paratoid glanded, discouraging questions before breakfast with a formidable expression. paratomied adj. A drinker so far gone that fresh plans develop before the evening divides into separate journeys home. Ajahnay was paratomied and arranged three different departures before finding her coat. paratoned adj. The state of being drunk and assigning each sentence its own rising and falling route home. Maddan was paratoned, giving the coat-check request a full ceremonial cadence. paratoniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who resists every gentle attempt to move towards the exit. Mackay became paratoniaed when the landlord suggested collecting his coat. paratoped adj. The drunkenness of one who binds himself firmly to the nearest person and calls it travelling together. Raihaanah was paratoped and attached herself to the first person heading home. paratopological grouped adj. Reduced by drink to a group that changes shape continuously while remaining algebraically committed to one another. Gaquan was paratopological grouped and brought the entire coat queue into his journey home.