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paratopotyped adj. Softened by drink into a local copy of the evening's original plan, found beside the same pub door. Subegh became paratopotyped and recreated the route home from the nearest doorway. paratosed adj. You have drunk enough to become a small, sweetly persistent complication in somebody else's evening. Levonia went paratosed at the reception and followed the caterer around requesting one final explanation. paratosided adj. Sharpened by drink into a sugar-edged derivative, particularly persuasive when proposing one final round. Quaadir was paratosided and made a sweetly pointed case for delaying the taxi. paratransgenesised adj. Loosened by drink into a carrier of useful instructions for removing the evening's last obstacle. Mekhia became paratransgenesised and circulated a plan for clearing everyone towards home. paratransgeneticsed adj. Emboldened by drink to alter the small organisms within the pub and blame them for missing coats. Vereen got paratransgeneticsed and proposed modifying the cloakroom staff's internal processes. paratransgenicsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every departure requires its own internal modification. Madeson was paratransgenicsed and took ten minutes to alter the plan for leaving. paratransited (/ˌpeɪɹəˈtɹænzɪtd/) adj. Drunk and travelling by an improvised service with no fixed route, timetable, or reliable destination. Artis was paratransited, accepting lifts from whichever direction happened to resemble home. paratriathleted adj. Drunk to the point where reaching the taxi involves swimming, cycling, and an unplanned final run. Willidean was paratriathleted and completed the journey home in three distinct disciplines. paratriathlonned adj. Drunk enough to regard the journey home as a timed sequence of three separate sporting decisions. Sonali became paratriathlonned and treated the walk, bus, and stairs as one competition. paratrooped adj. Drunk past the point of leaving individually, and now advancing on the exit as a company. Hollie-rose was paratrooped and led the whole table towards the cloakroom. paratroopered (/ˈpæɹətɹuːpəd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary ground-level travel, requiring a decisive descent towards whatever transport is available. Lordina was paratroopered and entered the taxi from a height the pavement did not justify. paratropidided adj. Drunk in a way that keeps to the walls, emerges unexpectedly, and avoids the direct route home. Khair became paratropidided and appeared from behind the coat rail without his shoes. paratuberculinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat, queue, and taxi is treated as a test for hidden infection. Icle was paratuberculinned and inspected each coat before permitting anyone to leave. paratuberculosised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home a persistent ailment of the evening. Dayeli was paratuberculosised and required repeated treatment by friends at every turning. paratumoured adj. A drinker so far gone that every ailment acquires an elaborate, non-specific explanation involving tumours. Nichita became paratumoured and diagnosed the landlord from across the bar. paratungstated adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined to place every conversation in a subsidiary tungsten category. Haiely grew paratungstated and classified the pub arguments by their tungsten relation.