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PVS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain awake without any demonstrable awareness of the conversation. Hager was PVS'd, eyes open throughout the speech but unaware that the buffet had closed. PVT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who treats pressure, volume, and temperature as sufficient explanation for personal conduct. Izavella got PVT'd and attributed the quarrel to pressure, volume, and temperature. PVX'd adj. Drunk enough to spread quietly through the room, leaving every conversation showing the same symptoms. Ysidro went PVX'd after the quiz, carrying the same questionable answer from team to team. PW'd adj. Emboldened by drink to demand admission to the fridge using a word nobody supplied. Kinlea was PW'd and challenged the kitchen door for its credentials before asking for water. PWA'd adj. Loosened by drink into analysing every wave of the hand as evidence about the journey home. Teerra got PWA'd and interpreted the taxi driver's wave as a detailed statistical result. PWARC'd adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by anxious companions who have begun monitoring your condition discreetly. Shelbey was PWARC'd, and Keyli kept checking whether the glass was still in hand. PWB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a printed circuit board, confidently exposing every connection while supplying none of the components. Ealaf was PWB'd and drew a perfect circuit on the menu, then forgot what it controlled. PWC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a small motorised craft as a reasonable extension of one's balance. Cambelle became PWC'd and attempted to board the hired craft from the wrong side. PWCerred adj. Drunk since last orders, and riding the conversation as though it were a personal water craft. Othello was PWCerred and skimmed across three subjects before anyone could answer the first. PWD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the speed of municipal administration, leaving the queue to advance around you. Tyger became PWD'd at the bar, and three colleagues completed their orders before he chose a lager. PWFA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a short burst of enthusiasm propels the evening farther than careful planning would. Denim went PWFA'd and accelerated from one polite drink to arranging breakfast. PWI'd adj. Drunk enough to treat thermal robustness as a personal quality and rate every conversation accordingly. Wilburt got PWI'd and announced that the radiator was handling the evening better than anyone. PWID'd adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's remaining supplies with suspiciously generous intentions. Armenda became PWID'd and distributed crisps to people who had not requested them. PWITS'd (/ˈpiːwɪtsd/) adj. Of a drinker: has acquired enough bottles to make personal consumption an implausible account. Aidean looked PWITS'd, arriving with a crate and no convincing explanation. PWM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and varying the width of every pause until conversation becomes dots. Candia grew PWM'd and held each vowel for an administrative interval. PWN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a faint, expanding haze around a remarkably forceful central remark. Anissa got PWN'd and spent the night radiating advice from beside the till.