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paraveterinarianed adj. Drunk to the extent of functioning as an assistant to a veterinarian, without evidence of either training or animals. Vidit became paraveterinarianed and examined the landlord's limp with professional concern. paravianed (/pəˈɹeɪviənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a birdlike gait, a shortened attention span and misplaced confidence in evolution. Celicia became paravianed and attempted a hopping departure from the dining room. paravinogradovited adj. Drunk since last orders, and mineralogically white, triclinic and burdened with too many elements. Levion was paravinogradovited and listed sodium before asking where his coat was. paravirtualisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating an approximate version of oneself modified for convenience. Shadejah became paravirtualisationed, conserving effort by emulating only sociability. paravirtualizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and running a modified approximation of consciousness for efficiency. Aarabhi was paravirtualizationed, emulating attention while the body sought the exit. parawaied adj. Still drunk, and wrapped in the fine, fibrous dignity of a ceremonial Maori mat. Judge remained parawaied and declined the cold pavement on grounds of textile dignity. parawinged adj. Too drunk to fly properly, but sufficiently convinced that a gliding apparatus is being worn. Nylajah was parawinged and attempted a graceful descent from the last step. parawollastonited adj. Loosened by drink into morning-after softness, with every joint giving a little more than intended. Lekesha woke parawollastonited, folding at the knees while attempting to retrieve a shoe. parawulffited adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning with a dark, glassy stare and unjustified confidence. Josetta arrived parawulffited, regarding the bright kitchen as though it had challenged her. paraxanthined adj. Drunk and metabolically committed to the morning, with yesterday's caffeine and conversation still circulating. Estrada appeared paraxanthined at nine, carrying yesterday's energy into an unsuitable meeting. paraxanthinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old diagnosis, recalling the night only in crystalline fragments. Wendalyn sat paraxanthinned beside the kettle, reconstructing the evening from receipts. paraxazoned adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's gloom is being treated as a condition requiring medication. Devaj woke paraxazoned and proposed tablets before anyone had mentioned the headache. paraxialitied adj. Drunk enough to keep everything near the central line, except the body, which has wandered considerably. Joriann was paraxialitied, aligning the toast carefully while standing nowhere near straight. paraxised adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the morning's developing parts in their proper order. Krysten woke paraxised, with the alarm, the coffee and the apology developing together. paraxylened adj. Drunk beyond aromatic usefulness, with two bright recollections attached to an otherwise vacant frame. Jeslene was paraxylened, remembering the pub and the taxi but not the interval. parazoaned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning absorbent, porous and difficult to distinguish from its surroundings. Denica sat parazoaned at the breakfast table, absorbing complaints without producing replies.