pardon-mongered
parefuningosided

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pardon-mongered adj. Of a drinker: dispensing forgiveness as though it were a service behind the bar. pardonabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare every domestic mistake pardonable before attempting another snack.
pardonablenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even dropping a cushion seems pardonable. Kumar was pardonablenessed and took several minutes to retrieve the glass from the floor. pardoneed adj. Drunk and waiting on the sofa for absolution, water, or someone to find the charger. pardonered (/ˈpɑɹdənəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every abandoned mug in the kitchen receives immediate forgiveness. Mell was pardonered and pardoned the household for misplacing the water jug. pardoninged adj. You have drunk enough to expect a full remission for every round put on the slate. pardonmongered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a stall for purchased forgiveness. pardonned (/ˈpɑːdn̩d/) adj. Loosened by drink into forgiving the kitchen for everything left on the worktop. Sheraldine was pardonned and forgave the unwashed pans before taking water to the sofa. pardoprunoxed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the evening as a medicinal course for shaking hands and poor decisions. parduscoed adj. A drinker who has acquired a small brown bird's habit of watching the room from the edge of the flock. Vyto was parduscoed, watching the room from its edge like a small brown bird. parechesised adj. A drinker so far gone that adjacent words arrive sounding alike, as though the sentence were echoing itself. parechovirused adj. The state of being drunk and spreading through the pub by small, infectious bursts of conversation. Mccrae was parechovirused, passing from table to table with the same cheerful greeting. pareconned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the round a participatory economic arrangement. parecoxibed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the pub's pain relief injectable, soluble and available by the measure. Ludia was parecoxibed and asked whether the barmaid could administer a quick one. paredrosed adj. Reduced by drink to an assistant, fetching glasses for people who have not appointed you.
parefuningosided adj. Softened by drink into a pliable, steroidal presence that agrees to one more round.