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pardon-mongered adj. Of a drinker: dispensing forgiveness as though it were a service behind the bar. Jahir became pardon-mongered and waived every imagined offence before last orders. pardonabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare every domestic mistake pardonable before attempting another snack. Cescily was pardonabilitied and announced the burnt toast entirely forgivable. pardonablenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even dropping a cushion seems pardonable. Kumar was pardonablenessed and took several minutes to retrieve the glass from the floor. pardoneed adj. Drunk and waiting on the sofa for absolution, water, or someone to find the charger. Madria was pardoneed, accepting the glass of water as formal clemency for the evening. pardonered (/ˈpɑɹdənəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every abandoned mug in the kitchen receives immediate forgiveness. Mell was pardonered and pardoned the household for misplacing the water jug. pardoninged adj. You have drunk enough to expect a full remission for every round put on the slate. Zyair was pardoninged and regarded the bar tab as a matter for clemency. pardonmongered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a stall for purchased forgiveness. Jildardo was pardonmongered and took payment in lager for overlooking minor sins. pardonned (/ˈpɑːdn̩d/) adj. Loosened by drink into forgiving the kitchen for everything left on the worktop. Sheraldine was pardonned and forgave the unwashed pans before taking water to the sofa. pardoprunoxed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the evening as a medicinal course for shaking hands and poor decisions. Aurele was pardoprunoxed and called the third bitter a therapeutic intervention. parduscoed adj. A drinker who has acquired a small brown bird's habit of watching the room from the edge of the flock. Tyheshia was parduscoed, perched by the fruit machine and chirping at passing pints. parechesised adj. A drinker so far gone that adjacent words arrive sounding alike, as though the sentence were echoing itself. Ladavia was parechesised, calling the bitter a better and the barmaid a balm. parechovirused adj. The state of being drunk and spreading through the pub by small, infectious bursts of conversation. Mccrae was parechovirused, passing from table to table with the same cheerful greeting. pareconned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the round a participatory economic arrangement. Kharli was pareconned and proposed that every drinker receive an equal share of the crisps. parecoxibed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the pub's pain relief injectable, soluble and available by the measure. Ludia was parecoxibed and asked whether the barmaid could administer a quick one. paredrosed adj. Reduced by drink to an assistant, fetching glasses for people who have not appointed you. Coletyn was paredrosed and carried everyone else's empties back to the bar. parefuningosided adj. Softened by drink into a pliable, steroidal presence that agrees to one more round. Whitli was parefuningosided and folded at once when the snug suggested another jug.