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paregmenonned adj. Sharpened by drink into repeating related words until the point is unmistakable and the sentence is not. paregoricked (/pæɹɪˈɡɒɹɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soothing patent remedy for every grievance raised within earshot. pareiasaured adj. Emboldened by drink to lumber into arguments with the confidence of a large ancient reptile. pareiasaurianed adj. Slowed by drink to a prehistoric pace, requiring several minutes to cross the pub's shortest distance. Kinita was pareiasaurianed and took the length of a chorus to reach the lavatory. pareiasaurided adj. Drunk and broad-backed in manner, occupying the passage as though built for another geological age. pareidoliaed (/ˌpæɹ.aɪˈdəʊ.li.əd/) adj. Drunk to the point where stains, shadows and beer froth acquire familiar faces and opinions. pareiled adj. Drunk enough to regard every stranger at the bar as an equal, particularly when paying. pareiraed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, trailing through the pub like a tropical climbing vine. pareirined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary bitterness, with a poisonous elegance that makes the final round seem inevitable. Divij was pareirined, bitterly elegant and committed to the final round. parelconned adj. Drunk in a way that appends an unnecessary little tail to every word before letting it leave the mouth. Holdyn was parelconned and added a solemn little ‘then’ to every request. parelectronomied adj. Drunk, with the result that your muscles have reversed their electrical arrangements and the bar stool wins. pareliused adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a bright second sun beside every actual lamp in the pub. Pike was pareliused, observing a bright second sun beside every pub lamp. parelled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a crusty growth on the edge of the gathering, brightly coloured and difficult to remove. paremboled adj. Drunk by the third round, and inserting household observations into every sentence, parenthetically and without invitation. Alezander was paremboled, mentioning the fridge's noise in the middle of an apology. paremiographered adj. Of a drinker: composing proverbs for circumstances that plainly require an apology. paremiographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and collecting household proverbs from anyone still capable of remembering one. Konstantinos was paremiographied, recording sayings about kettles on the back of a takeaway menu.