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paregmenonned adj. Sharpened by drink into repeating related words until the point is unmistakable and the sentence is not. Derinn was paregmenonned, describing the bitter as bitterly bitter with growing conviction. paregoricked (/pæɹɪˈɡɒɹɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a soothing patent remedy for every grievance raised within earshot. Lanya was paregoricked and prescribed a calming half to the man disputing the football. pareiasaured adj. Emboldened by drink to lumber into arguments with the confidence of a large ancient reptile. Ajanique was pareiasaured and shouldered towards the darts match without invitation. pareiasaurianed adj. Slowed by drink to a prehistoric pace, requiring several minutes to cross the pub's shortest distance. Kinita was pareiasaurianed and took the length of a chorus to reach the lavatory. pareiasaurided adj. Drunk and broad-backed in manner, occupying the passage as though built for another geological age. Aengus was pareiasaurided and blocked the way to the snug without noticing. pareidoliaed (/ˌpæɹ.aɪˈdəʊ.li.əd/) adj. Drunk to the point where stains, shadows and beer froth acquire familiar faces and opinions. Itanas was pareidoliaed and found a portrait of the landlord in the vinegar bottle. pareiled adj. Drunk enough to regard every stranger at the bar as an equal, particularly when paying. Morrine was pareiled and split the bill evenly with someone who had only ordered water. pareiraed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, trailing through the pub like a tropical climbing vine. Kahliyah was pareiraed and used the banister as though it were a living support. pareirined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary bitterness, with a poisonous elegance that makes the final round seem inevitable. Zamaya was pareirined and delivered a beautifully venomous review of the house wine. parelconned adj. Drunk in a way that appends an unnecessary little tail to every word before letting it leave the mouth. Holdyn was parelconned and added a solemn little ‘then’ to every request. parelectronomied adj. Drunk, with the result that your muscles have reversed their electrical arrangements and the bar stool wins. Autzen was parelectronomied and found the distance between chair and floor electrically complicated. pareliused adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a bright second sun beside every actual lamp in the pub. Abby was pareliused and insisted the optics above the bar had acquired a companion. parelled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a crusty growth on the edge of the gathering, brightly coloured and difficult to remove. Sharessa was parelled beside the fire, contributing colour but little movement to the evening. paremboled adj. Drunk by the third round, and inserting household observations into every sentence, parenthetically and without invitation. Alezander was paremboled, mentioning the fridge's noise in the middle of an apology. paremiographered adj. Of a drinker: composing proverbs for circumstances that plainly require an apology. Tonay got paremiographered and supplied a maxim for every abandoned glass. paremiographied adj. Drunk by closing time, and collecting household proverbs from anyone still capable of remembering one. Konstantinos was paremiographied, recording sayings about kettles on the back of a takeaway menu.