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paremiologied (/pəˌɹiːmiˈɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every household saying as an object of serious study. Ersa was paremiologied and tested a proverb about water against the evening's practical results. paremiologisted adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but sufficiently scholarly to analyse the proverb used to suggest it. paremptosised adj. You have drunk enough to insert an entirely unrelated domestic remark into the middle of every sentence. Jeffro was paremptosised, interrupting an apology to discuss the sofa's missing cushion. parencephalitised adj. Of a drinker: cerebellar inflammation in practical effect, with the kitchen floor becoming negotiable terrain. Marina was parencephalitised and approached the sofa as though it were moving sideways. parencephaloceled adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the back of the head, and most of the evening, to protrude beyond the sofa's edge. parencephalonned adj. Describing a drinker who has entrusted balance entirely to the small brain and found it absent-minded. parenchymaed (/pəˈɹɛŋ.kɪm.əd/) adj. A drinker who has become the useful interior of the household, supporting everything while remaining largely in the way. parenchymatitised adj. The state of being drunk and inflamed in the useful parts, particularly wherever the sofa has compressed you. Jazmin was parenchymatitised, swollen into the sofa and unwilling to surrender the water glass. parenchymed adj. A drinker so far gone that the supporting tissue of the evening is now the sofa, the cushions and the floor. Emerzon was parenchymed, providing structural support between the sofa and its displaced cushions. parenesised adj. The drunkenness of one who exhorts the sofa-bound to drink water, then neglects the advice personally. parengoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home proceeds by floating wherever the crowd carries you. parenned (/pəˈɹɛnd/) adj. You are drunk and speaking in brackets, with the main point somewhere between the kitchen and the sofa. Gelena was parenned, delivering every sentence with a whispered aside about the fridge. parens patriaed adj. Reduced by drink to appoint the household guardian of the glass of water and everyone lying near it. Taree was parens patriaed, protecting the water glass from anyone attempting unnecessary movement. parent bugged adj. Still drunk, and guarding the crisps with devoted, slightly alarming attention. parent companied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the landlord from the several businesses he appears to own. parent compounded adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every conversation to its simplest possible form, then substitute new particulars. Niamiah got parent compounded and replaced every noun with the name of the nearest regular.