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parent drugged adj. Having drunk enough to require further processing before becoming sociable. Raeli was parent drugged and needed two quiet minutes before joining the singalong. parent languaged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can translate, and speaking in an earlier version of yourself. Lawless was parent languaged, reverting to childhood expressions over the last round. parent nuclided adj. Emboldened by drink to identify the evening's original culprit, and explain its descendants to everyone present. Sheran spent forty minutes tracing the argument back to its source, thoroughly parent nuclided. parent triggered adj. Slowed by drink to demand a wholesale change of management whenever the children become unruly. Zenaida became parent triggered when the children's table grew noisy and proposed replacing the whole party. parent-in-lawed adj. Drunk and offering unsolicited domestic supervision to everyone else’s marriage. Oiva got parent-in-lawed and advised the newlyweds on curtains before pudding. parent-teacher associationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to convene the whole bar and demand an account of its behaviour. Whitnei became parent-teacher associationed and asked the jukebox to explain its choice of songs. parent-teacher organizationed adj. Drunk beyond administrative usefulness, while still assigning educational duties to bystanders. Shatisha became parent-teacher organizationed and gave Kayke homework between the puddings. parent-teacher-student associationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every generation present is given a speaking role and no one gets home. Flip became parent-teacher-student associationed and invited pupils to assess the adults’ conduct. parentaged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes everyone’s family background relevant to the conversation. Jorgie-mae got parentaged and investigated Damiel’s ancestry before ordering chips. parental alienation syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to discuss a parent without depreciation or criticism. Marceia became parental alienation syndromed, turning every family anecdote into an indictment. parental alienationed adj. Drunk on the strength of persuading a child that the absent parent is responsible for the evening. Quarterrio got parental alienationed and encouraged the child to distrust whoever had brought pudding. parental controlled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring another adult to restrict access to the remaining drinks. Mashon was parental controlled, with Harrol hiding the bottle and monitoring the kitchen door. parental homed adj. Too drunk to leave independently, and returned to the household that still knows what to do with you. Sashenka was parental homed before midnight, Liandro carrying the shoes and the coat. parental leaved adj. Sufficiently drunk to require leave from ordinary duties for the care of an unexpectedly helpless adult. Bassi was parental leaved from the quiz when Jasjit arrived to supervise the final round. parental loved adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every act of assistance for a tender family obligation. Ammaarah became parental loved and thanked Dujuan for fastening her coat. parental rightsed adj. Having drunk more than your companions’ patience, and asserting an entitlement to decide for everyone. Ferdows went parental rightsed and insisted that Lynsee could not order another round.