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PWO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and supplementing each remaining burst of energy with another determined attempt at the bar. Nayelee was PWO'd, ordering a final-looking drink with remarkable athletic intent. PWP'd adj. Of a drinker who has measured the pressure of the morning and found the pillow preferable. Shiyanna was PWP'd, reporting considerable pressure whenever anyone suggested leaving bed. PWR'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the ability to act for a reason to act. Africa got PWR'd and volunteered to reorganise the restaurant’s entire booking system. PWS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the appetite has acquired a timetable of its own. Emayah was PWS'd and regarded the unopened crisps as an immediate administrative matter. PWT'd adj. Drunk and serving the household with misplaced dignity, especially while polishing someone else's silver. Aviyonna arrived PWT'd, polishing the breakfast silver and addressing the toaster as employer. PWUD'd adj. You are drunk and treating every substance, including the table salt, as a possible solution. Jylon was PWUD'd and asked whether the crisps contained anything recreational. PX goodsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary imported groceries as contraband worth negotiating for. Bryoney became PX goodsed and attempted to smuggle biscuits past the restaurant's entirely imaginary customs desk. PX stored adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the nearest shop is a restricted warehouse requiring official access. Khalli was PX stored and requested permission to inspect the crisps behind the counter. PX'd adj. You are drunk and mistaking the morning queue for an Army shop, with biscuits urgently required. Mashaun got PX'd and searched the kitchen for a till that had closed hours ago. PXE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has mineralised at the edges and developed premature trouble with balance. Leddy was PXE'd, stiff around the eyes and negotiating the step with care. PXEered adj. Still drunk, and attributing every unusual sensation to an exceptionally specific medical condition. Osaretin was PXEered and examined his elbows whenever the conversation became uncertain. PXR'd adj. Softened by drink into a faint morning radiance, emitted whenever the curtains are opened. Katie-ann emerged PXR'd, producing a weak but persistent glow beside the kettle. PXRD'd adj. Softened by drink into scattered evidence, with the friends left to infer what happened from fragments. Zaydie was PXRD'd, leaving Carmesa to reconstruct the evening from receipts and partial messages. PY'd adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the evening in cigarettes smoked, despite nobody having asked. Grayson-lee got PY'd and calculated the table's drinking in cigarettes per day. PYT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every attractive young person for a significant cultural event. Hikari got PYT'd and delivered a respectful lecture on youth to the youngest person present. PZEV'd adj. Reduced by drink to a nearly emission-free passenger, moving quietly but requiring assistance with every vehicle. Jaimarie was PZEV'd, silent in the taxi but unable to locate the seat belt.