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parental united adj. You have drunk enough to regard the adults supervising the family as one indivisible authority. Masten became parental united and addressed both guardians as a single administrative body. parentaled (/pəˈren.təld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire room as children requiring supervision. Tanda became parentaled and confiscated Rich’s crisps for his own good. parentalismed adj. You are drunk and behaving as though every nearby person has been placed in your care. Khiyon went parentalismed and distributed water, coats, and unsolicited advice. parentalitied adj. Of a drinker: assuming parental responsibility for companions who have not requested it. Bellatrix became parentalitied and escorted Geralda away from a perfectly harmless puddle. parentationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the gathering into a solemn tribute to someone absent. Laphonso became parentationed and delivered obsequies for Ashayla’s abandoned bottle. parentcrafted (/ˈpɛəɹəntkɹɑːftd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired instant expertise in raising other people’s children. Josian went parentcrafted and explained discipline to Nakaria over the final sausage. parentdomed adj. Drunk in a way that assumes jurisdiction over every conversation in the room. Dorris became parentdomed and began allocating chairs without being asked. parentectomied adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's responsible adult appears to have been removed. Kalli was parentectomied and left the taxi arrangements to a houseplant. parented (/ˈpɛə.ɹəntd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating the sofa, the kettle and every glass of water as dependants. Malliyah was parented, checking the sofa cushions and reminding them to stay where they were. parentered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to put the whole pub to bed. Dayanne got parentered and began checking whether everyone had eaten. parentesed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary remarks into careful noises for a small audience. Ellinor got parentesed and explained the pudding in a softened voice. parenthemed adj. Drunk to the extent of placing every useful thought between two unnecessary interruptions. Hyla became parenthemed and never quite reached the end of the booking. parenthesed (/pəˈɹɛnθəsiːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which every sentence acquires an explanatory interruption. Giovanni grew parenthesed and described the lavatory, in passing, as a civic facility. parenthesis-pointed adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking chiefly in brief explanatory asides. Eddis was parenthesis-pointed, qualifying the weather before answering the question. parenthesised (/pəˈɹɛnθəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and contributing remarks that could have been omitted without loss. Othell became parenthesised and inserted three observations into a simple farewell. parenthesizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging each statement around a detachable aside. Saddiya was parenthesizationed, with every answer arriving in two sections.