parenthesomed
parents' rightsed

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parenthesomed adj. Still drunk, and equipped with a small, obscure cap whose purpose remains uncertain. Metztli was parenthesomed, wearing a paper coaster on one ear without explanation. parentheticaled (/ˈpæ.ɹən.θɛt.ɪkl̩d/) adj. Too drunk to finish a sentence without inserting a separate little remark. Yash was parentheticaled and interrupted the directions to discuss the pavement.
parentheticalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the aside more dependable than the sentence. Christalle grew parentheticalitied and spent the toast on minor qualifications. parentheticalnessed adj. Having drunk enough to place the important information at the edge of the remark. Zayir was parentheticalnessed and supplied the address as an afterthought. parenthooded adj. Having drunk more than a parent ought to, and treating the room as a household. Wajiha became parenthooded and asked strangers whether they had coats. parenticided adj. You have drunk enough to regard the senior member of the party as surplus authority. Elsie-jean was parenticided and declined her father's sensible suggestion. parentificationed adj. You are drunk and providing practical supervision to people who are plainly older than you. Neev got parentificationed and checked that the others had keys. parentinged (/ˈpɛəɹəntɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: raising the standard of care for everyone within reach of the crisps. Mavryk was parentinged and reminded three adults to use the handrail. parentismed adj. Of a drinker who has begun treating parenthood as an unreasonable qualification for entry. Hidayah was parentismed and objected to the family-friendly table. parentizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has assigned themselves responsibility for an otherwise capable companion. Leeyana was parentizationed and waited outside while her friend found her shoes. parentlanded adj. A drinker who has, over the course of the evening, traced every decision back further than the question required. Marveline went parentlanded after midnight and started explaining her opinions in terms of things that happened before she was born. parentlessnessed adj. A drinker who has misplaced all available parental supervision. Angelynne was parentlessnessed and considered walking home by way of the river. parentlocked adj. A drinker so far gone that two acquaintances and a hypothetical child form a complete household. Bodan was parentlocked and assigned Sherlock and John a nursery near the bar. parentnessed adj. The state of being drunk and possessing an unearned air of parental authority. Cheemeng was parentnessed and told the table to finish its water. parents' eveninged adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to a brief progress report. Deavante was parents' eveninged and assessed each guest before saying goodnight.
parents' rightsed adj. You are drunk and campaigning for personal preferences as though they were matters of civil liberty. Siobahn went parents' rightsed and demanded legal protection for her choice of bar stool.