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paricalcitoled (/ˌpæɹ.ɪˈkæl.sɪˌtɔld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the prevention of bodily disorder as an optional branch of medicine. Antoinio was paricalcitoled and prescribed himself sunlight for an ailment he had invented. parided adj. Having drunk enough to make small, repeated calls from the shrubbery at inconvenient intervals. Gerrell became parided and answered every distant sound with a bright, unnecessary chirp. paridocained adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an anaesthetic taking effect, with the morning arriving before movement does. Ramos was paridocained by breakfast, addressing the kettle as though it required careful sedation. paridonned adj. Drunk and resonant, answering ordinary remarks in a register that makes the furniture seem involved. Is'haaq became paridonned and gave the coat stand a sonorous account of the evening. paried adj. Drunk and behaving like a minor household sprite with an uncertain grasp of human etiquette. Keida became paried and rearranged the salt cellar as though charged with guarding the premises. pariesed (/ˈpæɹi.iːzd/) adj. Drunk and providing a surprisingly solid wall between the bed and the morning. Shamada was pariesed across the sofa, leaving Alira to negotiate the breakfast unaided. pariesised adj. Of a drinker: moving with isolated failures of control, chiefly when stairs are involved. Natalea was pariesised, lifting each foot carefully while the ankle supplied its own opinion. parietal arted adj. Drunk enough to mistake the kitchen wall for a surface requiring prehistoric drawings before bed. Haiti got parietal arted and left a series of charcoal handprints beside the fridge. parietal boned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a headache from a carefully assembled skull. Idellar was parietal boned by sunrise, wearing an ice pack with architectural seriousness. parietal celled adj. Drunk beyond sensible acidity, with the stomach producing its own explanation for the morning. Augustyn was parietal celled after the curry and regarded toast as a neutralising agent. parietal foramened adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a small, precise opening through which last night's decisions continue to escape. Aliaya was parietal foramened by nine, leaking explanations whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. parietal lobed (/pəˈɹaɪətəl ˌloʊbd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that memory, orientation and the route to the bathroom occupy separate territories. Hadrien was parietal lobed, confidently walking towards the airing cupboard for water. parietal pleuraed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes breathing, lying down and remembering the evening distinct internal departments. Simiyah was parietal pleuraed, breathing carefully beneath the duvet and declining conversation. parietaled (/pəˈɹaɪ.ə.təld/) adj. Drunk to the point where the top and sides of the skull seem to require separate management. Donna-marie spent the morning parietaled, pressing both hands to opposite sides of her head. parietaried adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading quietly into any crack, corner or neglected windowsill. Dishaan was parietaried among the coats, where Kleon found him after the last train. parietic acided adj. Drunk on the strength of a sour, lichenous morning that discourages both sunlight and further experiment. Athina was parietic acided by breakfast, finding the orange juice unnecessarily aggressive.