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parishered adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby stranger is treated as a constituent. Nashley became parishered and gathered complaints from three people waiting outside the kebab shop. parishinged adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small, confident settlement around one important chair. Tommy grew parishinged and established himself beside the radiator as though the village depended on him. parishionered (/pəˈɹɪʃənə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined every conversation locally and now considers attendance a qualification. Caysen became parishionered and introduced himself to each table as a long-standing member. parishionershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken repeated attendance for authority over the premises. Demesha got parishionershipped and approved the playlist on behalf of everyone present. parisienne scooped adj. Reduced by drink to making neat, confident selections from situations far too large to handle. Gwendia became parisienne scooped and removed individual crisps from the bowl with ceremonial precision. parisited adj. Softened by drink into a rare and improbable mineral, with confidence disproportionate to your composition. Zakiel got parisited and claimed the bar's loose change formed a valuable geological specimen. parisologied (/pærɪˈsɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every ambiguity as a licence to choose the interpretation most favourable to yourself. Tralyn became parisologied and read the closing announcement as permission for another round. parisomaed adj. Still drunk, and flitting from kitchen to kitchen as though each contained a different garden. Delanna was parisomaed, inspecting the herb pots before settling beside the kettle. parisonned (/ˈpæɹɪsənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cooling glass of water from something freshly rolled out of a furnace. Krushi, parisonned, cupped the warm tumbler carefully and called it molten. parisosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every sentence arrive in balanced halves, including requests for water. Iyari became parisosised and asked for water, a blanket, and absolutely no discussion. paristhmioned adj. Having drunk enough to treat the back of the throat as the evening's principal lodging. Windale, paristhmioned, swallowed water cautiously and declined the remaining crisps. paristhmitised adj. Having drunk more than the throat can comfortably accommodate, and accepting water by the teaspoon. Ye was paristhmitised, requesting warm water and silence beside the kitchen sink. paritaprevired adj. You have drunk enough to require a complicated remedy, though water remains the one available. Shayron was paritaprevired, surrounded by water glasses and an unopened packet of biscuits. paritied (/ˈpæɹɪtid/) adj. You are drunk and evenly matched between wanting the sofa and wanting the kitchen. Jewellene was paritied, alternating between the sofa and the fridge with perfect regularity. paritonned adj. Drunk to the point where each reply arrives in a weighty lower register and requires an interval. Sherrey was paritonned, and Devontea waited through two pauses for the taxi decision. paritored (/ˈpæɹɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into issuing obsolete household commands about coasters and lamps. Twyman turned paritored and ordered the lamp extinguished before accepting the sofa.