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PZM'd adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking every nearby voice for a precisely targeted broadcast. Magdali got PZM'd and answered a conversation taking place three tables away. PZP'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising the protective barrier between a sensible round and another one. Junior-jay was PZP'd and crossed the bar's last sensible boundary without hesitation. Pa'O'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every cupboard handle as a doorbell. Lamontray spent ten minutes ringing the pantry handle, thoroughly Pa'O'd. Pa-O'd adj. Emboldened by drink to rearrange the sofa cushions according to a private system. Takobe got Pa-O'd and alphabetised the cushions before sitting down. PaO2'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the arterial oxygen conspicuously theoretical while speech remains confidently available. Maya was PaO2'd, discussing oxygen with conviction and breathing mainly through laughter. PaaS'd (/pæːsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who outsources each fresh decision to whoever happens to be nearby. Perna went PaaS'd and let a stranger choose the next pub. Paakantyied (/ˈpaːkəndʒiːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where leaving the kitchen seems more sensible than making toast. Khamir was Paakantyied and buttered the same slice three times. Paaknamed adj. Drunk in a way that turns leftovers into a formal baked or steamed undertaking. Maclin became Paaknamed and wrapped the vegetables as though presenting a banquet. Paal-Knorr synthesised adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen produces a new brown substance from whatever remains. Parthenia went Paal-Knorr synthesised and combined pasta, gravy and marmalade. Paarthibaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the calendar has become a reassuringly circular object. Jarin was Paarthibaed and consulted the calendar before opening the cupboard. Pabloismed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a revolution from the sofa, without rising from it. Shiesha became Pabloismed and nationalised the biscuit tin from the sofa. Pabloisted adj. Drunk on the strength of one political theory and half a glass of water. Tarique got Pabloisted and debated redistribution beside the kettle. Pac Manned adj. Drunk since last orders, and consuming indiscriminately whatever the kitchen presents. Shirae went Pac Manned and ate the garnish from every abandoned plate. Pac-Man defenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning the sofa into a defensive position against further conversation. Kadidja was Pac-Man defenced, acquiring cushions whenever anyone approached. Pac-Man defensed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to take over the entire sofa before anyone suggests bed. Jacqulene was Pac-Man defensed and gradually occupied every seat cushion. Pac-Manned adj. Drunk by the third round, and eating indiscriminately from the nearest available container. Aubrilyn became Pac-Manned and finished the cold rice without finding a bowl.