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paritoried adj. The state of being drunk and clinging to the wall, green-faced and medicinal by morning. parity bitted adj. Of a drinker: every attempt at recovering the evening contains one small error that gives it away. Huda was parity bitted, counting the water glasses correctly but placing them in the cutlery drawer. parity gamed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the sofa, kettle, and water glass into a contest of priorities. Abdulrazaq was parity gamed, moving between sofa and kitchen whenever either seemed to be winning. park 'n' rided adj. The state of being drunk and leaving the car in the drive before completing the journey by sofa. Ubah was park 'n' rided, abandoning the car and taking a glass of water indoors. park and rided adj. The condition of a drinker who has parked the evening outside and travelled indoors by way of the kitchen. park connectored (/ˈpɑɹk kəˌnɛktɚd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has linked the sofa, kitchen, and water glass by a well-used route. park lighted adj. Reduced by drink to a small steady glow beside the sofa, preferably near a glass of water. park-goered adj. Describing a drinker who has set off for recreation and found the pub more entertaining than the greenery. park-keepered adj. Drunk to the point where every unattended leaf requires personal supervision. Daishia became park-keepered, supervising every unattended leaf with municipal seriousness. parka squirrelled adj. Emboldened by drink to hide biscuits, water, and the remote beneath the sofa cushions. Marca was parka squirrelled, concealing emergency biscuits beneath the blanket for later. parkabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where selecting a place for the car precedes every household decision. parkaded adj. Drunk and arranged in several levels across the sofa, with the glass of water at ground level. Elizaida got parkaded after supper and could be reached only by passing through the kitchen. parkaed (/ˈpɑːkəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a hooded bundle that regards the sofa as adequate shelter. Coriann was parkaed beneath a blanket, accepting water through the hood from Khaseem. parkaged adj. Drunk to the point where the available floor beside the sofa is formally reserved for one person. parked (/[pʰɑːk]d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a permanent recreational area. parkeed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify the water glass instantly, but not reach it. Ariah was parkeed, pointing accurately at the water while remaining motionless on the sofa.