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parkered (/ˈpɑːkəd/) adj. Drunk enough to appoint oneself keeper of the sitting room, despite having fallen asleep there. Jalessa was parkered on the sofa, guarding the water glasses from nobody in particular. parkerited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary composition, pale and mineral-like beside the kitchen sink. Wynton was parkerited, standing motionless by the sink while Taytiana brought water. parketted adj. Of a drinker: taking refreshment in a small green patch, preferably with a bench and a railing. Shakiem got parketted and treated the pub's window box as municipal open space. parkfulled adj. Of a drinker who has filled the available evening as thoroughly as a public green, including every bench. Ansal was parkfulled before the landlord began stacking chairs. parkgoered adj. A drinker who makes a recreational circuit of the pub, pausing at every available seat. Joshuapaul went parkgoered after supper and inspected each corner of the bar. parkgoinged adj. A drinker so far gone that visiting the pub has become a recreational practice rather than an errand. Georgean was parkgoinged and made three leisurely visits to the bar in one evening. parkied adj. Loosened by drink into a keeper of the sitting room, maintaining the sofa until dawn. Saniy was parkied, guarding the sofa and issuing gentle reports on the water level. parking attendanted adj. Reduced by drink to directing arrivals towards imaginary spaces and accepting gratitude for it. Whittley became parking attendanted and waved three customers towards the same bar stool. parking braked adj. Sharpened by drink into remaining fixed to the bar, despite every suggestion of going home. Krystl was parking braked beside the pumps and ignored the last bus entirely. parking couponned (/ˈpɑːkɪŋ ˈkuːpɒnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into dispensing small authorised portions of conversation, each valid for one more round. Stanislava was parking couponned, handing out another story whenever anyone approached the bar. parking cratered adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy the centre of the evening while leaving a conspicuous gap around yourself. Nastashia went parking cratered and made the middle table unusable to everyone else. parking disced adj. Slowed by drink to recording your arrival repeatedly, without establishing when you intend to leave. Evalise got parking disced and checked the time on her phone between every sip. parking disked adj. Drunk and displaying the same time with great confidence, whatever the clock may say. Taonna was parking disked, insisting it was still early while the staff counted glasses. parking garaged adj. Drunk to the point where every route home requires several levels, a ticket, and a downward slope. Nivek was parking garaged, searching the pub for the ramp to the lavatories. parking lighted adj. Drunk enough to glow faintly beneath the main conversation and remain on after everyone else has gone. Charlie-james was parking lighted, quietly visible at the end of the bar after closing. parking lotted adj. Drunk past the point of being a person and into being an expanse through which others must navigate. Rashanique was parking lotted across two benches, leaving a narrow route to the toilets.