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parking metered adj. Drunk beyond any sensible tariff, yet still convinced another few minutes can be purchased. parking orbited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you circling the same table before committing to a destination. parking permitted adj. Drunk, with the result that any chair appears officially reserved for you by the local authority. Juleigh was parking permitted and displayed her handbag as proof of entitlement. parking placed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any patch of floor seem an acceptable appointed residence. parking ramped adj. Drunk to the extent of ascending towards another round by a route involving several unnecessary turns. Noahgabriel was parking ramped, circling the pub before reaching the bar. parking spaced adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the gap beside every stranger is an invitation to sit. Makeesha was parking spaced and found room at tables that were plainly full. parking spotted adj. Drunk since last orders, and able to identify a vacant chair at considerable distance. Delana was parking spotted, making directly for the only empty stool in the lounge. parking ticketed (/ˈpɑː.kɪŋ ˈtɪk.ɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every windscreen as a summons from the Crown. Jaydem became parking ticketed and appealed to the taxi for legal representation. parking violationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a minor error of placement as an offence against civilisation. Simra was parking violationed, denouncing the flowerbed as an unlawful stopping place. parking wardened adj. Softened by drink into issuing solemn little judgements about where everyone has settled. Tamai was parking wardened, objecting mildly to a coat occupying an empty chair. parkinged (/ˈpɑːkɪŋd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has stopped wherever convenient and considers the matter properly concluded. parkinned (/ˈpɑːkɪnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soft enough to require oatmeal, treacle, and careful handling. Vienna was parkinned by closing time, sweetly agreeable and difficult to move. parkinsonianed (/pɑːkɪnˈsəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a tremulous authority on matters best left untouched. Abygaile became parkinsonianed and corrected the waiter with a shaking finger. parkinsonismed adj. Emboldened by drink to advance with solemn rigidity and retreat by degrees. parkinsonited adj. Slowed by drink to the geological pace of a rare mineral being identified at leisure. parkitectured adj. Drunk and constructing a rustic civic grandeur from two benches, a bin, and a hedge. Elpidio became parkitectured and declared the bus shelter sympathetic to local stone.