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parliamentary burghed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's familiar boundaries as though they required a municipal charter. parliamentary heelled adj. A drinker who has shifted bodily to one side and is consequently making excellent access for repairs. Foxy was parliamentary heelled, presenting one shoulder to the stairs and the other to the wall. parliamentary monarchied adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially in charge, while everyone else quietly exercises the actual authority. Jermell was parliamentary monarchied, accepting congratulations as his friends arranged his taxi. parliamentary procedured adj. Of a drinker who has turned keeping order into the evening's principal disorder. parliamentary republicked adj. Describing a drinker who has surrendered executive power but retains a ceremonial role at the table. Devyne was parliamentary republicked, while friends managed the route home and allowed him occasional remarks. parliamentary trained adj. A drinker who appears only once daily, on a timetable everyone else has stopped planning around. Zabdiel was parliamentary trained, arriving at midnight and finding the gathering had closed hours earlier. parliamented (/ˈpɑːləməntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of convening a formal council over matters the company had hoped to ignore. parlied adj. Drunk on the strength of a small assembly, with every nearby person drafted into its proceedings. Adinah was parlied, holding a brief session beside the fruit machine about whose turn it was. parlimentaired adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits and assuming the manner of a parliamentary intermediary. parloired adj. A drinker so far gone that visitors are admitted to a separate room for conversations with him. parlor LARP'd adj. You are drunk and acting out a quest without the tiresome business of physical combat. Dawnica got parlor LARP'd and appointed the sofa guardian of the western passage. parlor carred adj. Drunk to the extent of travelling first-class through the evening, regardless of destination. parlor gamed adj. Describing a drinker who turns a quiet gathering into a game with very few materials. parlor guitared adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to accompany the room on a small acoustic instrument. Waneeta became parlor guitared and supplied three quiet chords to the pudding. parlor housed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the reception of guests with unnecessary decoration. Daneil was parlor housed, welcoming late arrivals beneath the hall light. parlor maided adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and tidying the sitting room regardless.