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parlor matched adj. The condition of a drinker who catches fire quietly, with little subsequent smoke. parlor palmed adj. Still drunk, and small, glossy and inexplicably established beside the nearest window. parlor pinked adj. Too drunk to undertake a revolution, but comfortably placed to discuss one. parlor tricked adj. Sharpened by drink into a small feat of entertainment, generally repeated for an audience. Yannely parlor tricked a beer mat into standing upright, then repeated the achievement for the dog. parlor-gamed adj. A drinker who invents indoor amusement from whatever objects are within reach. Tawann went parlor-gamed, turning coasters, teaspoons and the remote into competitive morning entertainment. parlored (/ˈpɑːləd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the sitting room seems the natural place to receive visitors. Masuma got parlored and invited the coat stand in for a quiet conversation. parloristaed adj. Having drunk enough to become fussy about appearances and remain near the mirrors. parlormaided adj. You have drunk enough to take responsibility for the sitting room's smallest arrangements. parlour LARP'd adj. Of a drinker: performing an elaborate imaginary campaign while remaining safely indoors. Jacorious became parlour LARP'd and asked the host for permission to cross the rug. parlour boardered adj. Of a drinker who has received privileges beyond their capacity to use them. parlour carred adj. Drunk on the strength of which the nearest carriage becomes a superior one. parlour gamed adj. A drinker so far gone that any social gathering now contains a small indoor competition. Daise was parlour gamed and kept score on the back of a receipt. parlour guitared adj. Drunk by the third round, and gently strumming as though the drawing room required folk music. Avahlynn was parlour guitared, repeating the same verse beside the bookcase. parlour matched adj. The drunkenness of one who catches readily but burns with modest ambition. Ia got parlour matched and lit the table conversation without adding much sulphur. parlour palmed adj. Reduced by drink to a small indoor plant, requiring water and indirect attention. parlour pinked adj. Sufficiently drunk to endorse socialism from a well-upholstered position. Ronnia was parlour pinked and redistributing opinions without touching her purse.