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parlor matched adj. The condition of a drinker who catches fire quietly, with little subsequent smoke. Milon became parlor matched and offered a sober opinion in a surprisingly small voice. parlor palmed adj. Still drunk, and small, glossy and inexplicably established beside the nearest window. Nkayla remained parlor palmed, standing quietly in the corner and requiring little attention. parlor pinked adj. Too drunk to undertake a revolution, but comfortably placed to discuss one. Maleah got parlor pinked and proposed reform from the softest chair. parlor tricked adj. Sharpened by drink into a small feat of entertainment, generally repeated for an audience. Caoilin got parlor tricked and demonstrated the disappearing coin beside the gravy. parlor-gamed adj. A drinker who invents indoor amusement from whatever objects are within reach. Tayveon became parlor-gamed and used the coasters to establish a tournament. parlored (/ˈpɑːləd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the sitting room seems the natural place to receive visitors. Masuma got parlored and invited the coat stand in for a quiet conversation. parloristaed adj. Having drunk enough to become fussy about appearances and remain near the mirrors. Shakeeka was parloristaed and inspected the room's reflection before leaving. parlormaided adj. You have drunk enough to take responsibility for the sitting room's smallest arrangements. Yohsuke went parlormaided and began straightening chairs between courses. parlour LARP'd adj. Of a drinker: performing an elaborate imaginary campaign while remaining safely indoors. Jacorious became parlour LARP'd and asked the host for permission to cross the rug. parlour boardered adj. Of a drinker who has received privileges beyond their capacity to use them. Ravenna was parlour boardered and given the best chair, which she immediately missed. parlour carred adj. Drunk on the strength of which the nearest carriage becomes a superior one. Jordian grew parlour carred and reserved the front seat of the taxi. parlour gamed adj. A drinker so far gone that any social gathering now contains a small indoor competition. Daise was parlour gamed and kept score on the back of a receipt. parlour guitared adj. Drunk by the third round, and gently strumming as though the drawing room required folk music. Avahlynn was parlour guitared, repeating the same verse beside the bookcase. parlour matched adj. The drunkenness of one who catches readily but burns with modest ambition. Ia got parlour matched and lit the table conversation without adding much sulphur. parlour palmed adj. Reduced by drink to a small indoor plant, requiring water and indirect attention. Flecia was parlour palmed beside the radiator, glossy but not especially communicative. parlour pinked adj. Sufficiently drunk to endorse socialism from a well-upholstered position. Ronnia was parlour pinked and redistributing opinions without touching her purse.