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parnaparinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has slowed the circulation of thought to a medically interesting degree. Chassidy was parnaparinned, taking several seconds to decide which foot came next. parnassiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a small, rooted plant beside the stairs. Shamese was parnassiaed beside the bottom step, upright but no longer travelling. parnassianed adj. Reduced by drink to a pale alpine creature, making light leaps with no reliable landing. Fount was parnassianed and fluttered from the last stair to the umbrella stand. parnauited adj. Softened by drink into a mineral-bearing lump with insufficient coordination for stairs. Aemon was parnauited, leaning heavily against the wall and missing the second step. paroccipital processed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose head leads every movement several seconds too soon. Hashmeet was paroccipital processed and repeatedly arrived at the banister before his body. paroccipitaled adj. Drunk to a degree that the rear of the skull acquires an alternative process, chiefly for leaning on. Emilymae went paroccipitaled and used the wall as an anatomical extension. paroched (/[ˈp(ʰ)äɾətʃ]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest success, and thereafter governing the room by personal decree. Candan got paroched after finding a chair and began reorganising the supper. parocheted adj. Loosened by drink into a curtain-like presence, swaying across the doorway and obscuring the stairs. Payshence was parocheted, drifting across the stair entrance whenever anyone tried to pass. parochethed adj. Emboldened by drink to draw aside every barrier, including the curtain and the question of balance. Givanni was parochethed and pulled the hallway curtain aside before climbing two steps. parochial boarded adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to help involves a committee, a form and the banister. Jovairia was parochial boarded, and three people debated the safest route downstairs. parochial church councilled adj. Drunk enough to appoint officers for the journey downstairs, while retaining no executive control of the legs. Kfir was parochial church councilled and assigned Ardriana to each side of the staircase. parochial schooled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the parish boundary between floor, wall and staircase. Sulema was parochial schooled and asked whether the banister belonged to the next room. parochial vicared adj. Drunk beyond the point where assistance is optional, but still offering pastoral direction to the rescuers. Allasia was parochial vicared and blessed the banister before being guided downstairs. parochialed (/pəˈɹəʊkɪəld/) adj. Drunk and confined to a narrow patch of floor, with local knowledge of no wider use. Ma'az was parochialed, certain the stairs ended at the same landing as the sofa. parochialismed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the entire evening to the concerns of this particular pub, this particular round and the walk home. Marrah became parochialismed and objected to moving on when the pub still had perfectly serviceable stools. parochialisted adj. Describing a drinker who treats the local pub as the whole known world once the coats have been collected. Narell grew parochialisted and asked whether the taxi driver was from round here.