parochialitied
paroecismed

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parochialitied adj. A drinker who has narrowed the evening to one bar, one table and one strongly defended route home. parochializationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every destination has been reduced to the nearest familiar public house. Kaelei became parochializationed and rejected the railway station as insufficiently local.
parochialnessed adj. The state of being drunk and concerned chiefly with the immediate vicinity of the bar and its closing arrangements. parochianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the parish boundary for a sensible limit on the evening. Dalayshia became parochianed and insisted the next pub lay outside acceptable walking distance. parodied (/ˈpæɹədid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every departure resembles a faintly mocking version of the one before it. parodisationed adj. Softened by drink into treating each instruction to collect one's coat as material for imitation. Derith became parodisationed and performed the cloakroom attendant's directions for the entire table. parodismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every last-order announcement into a small imitation of itself. Upton grew parodismed and repeated the landlord's closing warning in increasingly grand voices. parodisted adj. Reduced by drink to imitate the landlord, the barman and eventually the taxi waiting outside. parodizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into sending up every stage of departure, from last orders to the front door. parodontided adj. Loosened by drink into a small fish-like figure, slipping repeatedly from the shoal towards the exit. parodontitised adj. Emboldened by drink to leave the round unfinished and challenge the closing time directly. parodontopathied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone negotiating a difficult journey with sore gums and no map. Sanaah parodontopathied towards the kitchen, negotiating each step with a glass of water. parodosed adj. Drunk and entering by the side route, having missed the obvious way out with quiet confidence. Tonise went parodosed and emerged beside the stage instead of through the main doors. parody massed adj. Drunk enough to make a single closing announcement from several earlier voices, all continuing at once. parodyinged (/ˈpæɹədi.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving plainly, and now sending up the coat, the taxi and the pavement. Liadan was parodyinged and bowed to the cloakroom ticket before mislaying it.
paroecismed adj. Drunk beyond the point where separate companions seem necessary; the whole party has become one shared departure.