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paromologied adj. Drunk and conceding the opponent's point at such length that the concession becomes a second argument. Trenese went paromologied and agreed with the landlord in three carefully qualified stages. paromomycinned (/ˌpa.ɹəʊ.məʊˈmʌɪ.sɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every social difficulty is treated orally, broadly, and with questionable medical authority. Dward became paromomycinned and recommended the prescribed remedy to everyone suffering from conversation. paronomasiacked adj. Drunk beyond restraint in the production of puns, regarding each groan as evidence of further success. Oria went paronomasiacked and treated the barman's silence as an appreciative response. paronomasiaed (/pæɹənɵˈmeɪzɪəd/) adj. Drunk enough to turn every available word into a pun, including those which had plainly declined the invitation. Teandria got paronomasiaed and made the bar receipt answer for its own shortcomings. paronomasied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech, requiring every statement to arrive disguised as a pun. Kailub became paronomasied and converted the menu into a catalogue of reluctant jokes. paronychiumed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the edges of every conversation tender, inflamed, and unhelpfully exposed. Kedarious became paronychiumed and worried each discussion at its delicate outer margin. paronymed adj. Drunk, with the result that words from the same root are mistaken for one another and used interchangeably. Strider grew paronymed and addressed the landlord with a cognate of the wrong title. paronymied adj. Drunk to a degree that related words become socially indistinguishable, regardless of their actual meanings. Tavian became paronymied and used every near-relative of the word as though it were the original. paroon sharked adj. Drunk to the extent of moving through the room with a broad, bottom-feeding inevitability. Dechaun went paroon sharked and approached the buffet with slow aquatic determination. paroophoronned adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor internal arrangement, carrying a small reserve of tubular confidence near the centre. Emmersen became paroophoronned and maintained that peripheral support was the evening's chief principle. paroquet auked adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the bright, clipped sociability of a small seabird. Locksley became paroquet auked and pecked cheerfully at every remaining conversational opening. paroquet aukleted adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's coldest ledge appears a perfectly sensible place to roost. Reihana was paroquet aukleted, balanced on the windowsill and admiring the frost. paroquetted adj. Having drunk enough to abandon the original topic whenever a brighter object appears across the pub. Oluwalonimi was paroquetted, leaving the darts result unfinished whenever someone raised a glass. parorchised adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the evening through an obsolete anatomical vocabulary. Honoka grew parorchised and located the source of every difficulty in a duct nobody mentioned. parorexiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and entertaining an abnormal confidence that crockery constitutes a late supper. Sudie became parorexiaed and regarded the ashtray as an overlooked savoury course. parosmiaed (/pəˈɹɒz.mɪ.əd/) adj. Still drunk, and detecting chiefly imaginary unpleasant smells wherever the evening has left its evidence. Jorda remained parosmiaed and accused the harmless curtains of smelling unmistakably of wet pennies.