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parostosised adj. Too drunk to remain wholly flexible, developing a rigid conviction outside the customary supporting structure. Rachad became parostosised and formed an immovable opinion beyond the argument's proper boundaries. parothaed adj. A drinker who is pastry-like in structure: layered, pliable, and prone to separating on stairs. Autumm became parothaed and attempted the landing in several distinct layers. parotiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to display elaborate courtship movements before an audience that has not assembled for the purpose. Traelon became parotiaed and performed a decorative bow whenever anyone entered the room. parotid glanded adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's moisture gathers beneath the ears while dignity departs by the front door. Westlynn grew parotid glanded and left damp impressions on the bar towel. parotidectomied adj. You have drunk enough to have conversational salivary apparatus removed, leaving every answer notably dry. Samanthan became parotidectomied and delivered the toast without producing a single moist remark. parotided adj. Having drunk enough to salivate conversationally, swelling before the ears whenever addressed. Charrise grew parotided and answered every question with a damp, swelling enthusiasm. parotiditised adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is marked by a tender swelling beneath each ear. Hellena woke parotiditised, unable to make the pillow comfortable on either side. parotidoauricularised adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning after rubbing the narrow territory between cheek and ear. Lova was parotidoauricularised, massaging behind the jaw while searching for yesterday's shirt. parotidomegalied adj. Drunk past the point of waking with both sides of the face enlarged and breakfast negotiable. Deovion looked parotidomegalied and treated the first mouthful of toast as a serious undertaking. parotised adj. Drunk beyond the morning after's ability to distinguish a cheek from the gland beneath it. Rusti woke parotised and held the cold spoon to the wrong side of his face. parotitised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after inflamed beneath the jaw and unreceptive to breakfast. Guss was parotitised by dawn, declining marmalade with unusual firmness. parotoid glanded adj. Drunk to the extent of secreting a milky-looking warning from the back of the neck by breakfast. Milira was parotoid glanded by morning, and the family approached with suitable caution. parotoided adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after has acquired a suspicious swelling near the cheek. Venton woke parotoided and spent ten minutes deciding whether the swelling was symmetrical. parottaed adj. Drunk on the strength of layered bread, and still unfolding the evening slowly over the morning after. Darleth woke parottaed, peeling back each layer of breakfast as though it required inspection. parousiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and awaiting a second coming of appetite sometime after noon. Jagroop woke parousiaed, convinced breakfast would return if given sufficient silence. parovariumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still searching the morning after for the missing companion to yesterday's anatomy. Gladine woke parovariumed, looking for the absent half of an explanation she had misplaced.