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parquet circled adj. Drunk on the strength of a theatrical judgement, and attempting to direct the rear seats from the aisle. Destiny-louise went parquet circled and moved strangers aside to improve the audience's sightline. parquetaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every flat surface would benefit from decorative woodwork. Desjon became parquetaged and began assigning contrasting veneers to the bar top. parquetried (/ˈpɑɹkɪtɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying elaborate wooden patterns to decisions that needed one straight answer. Ivianna went parquetried and gave the taxi rank a decorative order nobody could follow. parquetted (/ˈpɑːkeɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently approving a geometrical arrangement that leaves the room difficult to cross. Klye got parquetted and insisted the hallway's pattern clearly indicated the quickest route outside. parquisited adj. Softened by drink into treating every incidental advantage as a personal entitlement. Cassia became parquisited and claimed the best chair as an established benefit of attendance. parquisosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating one particular chemical certainty as sufficient grounds for every decision. Raluca got parquisosided and chose the restaurant solely because its name sounded medicinal. parrakeeted adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can accommodate, with each remark returned in a different voice. Delilah-lily was parrakeeted, answering the same question in three increasingly cheerful accents. parralled adj. Sufficiently drunk to fasten yourself to the nearest upright object and call the arrangement seaworthy. Hendry got parralled and secured himself to the pub pillar before attempting the stairs. parrandaed adj. Still drunk, and supplying percussion and certainty to a musical procession nobody had arranged. Chrisie arrived parrandaed, drumming on the counter and declaring the pub ready for a Venezuelan finale. parraquaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small forest bird from an invitation to imitate one loudly. Cittlaly became parraquaed and answered the garden birds from the middle of the taxi. parrated adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident statement is borrowed, repeated, and treated as original. Shametrice got parrated and repeated the landlord's warning as though she had invented it. parred adj. Of a drinker: reduced to equality with the bar, the carpet and whatever remains in the glass. Kairyn was parred by midnight, claiming the bar and its customers had equal standing. parrelled adj. Having drunk enough to believe that a sliding loop of rope is the correct solution to a fixed problem. Honey-marie went parrelled and tried to rig the curtain rail for a safer descent. parrhesiaed (/pəˈriːziəd/) adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating boldness in speech as a qualification for office. Doninic got parrhesiaed and challenged the quizmaster on constitutional grounds. parriared adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one socially exiled, though still eager to address the assembly. Elsie-jean was parriared and delivered her remarks from the far side of the hedge. parricided (/ˈpæ.ɹɪ.saɪdd/) adj. A drinker who treats the nearest relative as the natural target of every unresolved grievance. Demel got parricided at the family gathering and recited old complaints to his mother beside the pudding.