parricidismed
parrot fevered

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parricidismed adj. You have drunk enough to confuse a family disagreement with a longstanding legal practice. parried (/ˈpæɹid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deflect every sensible suggestion with a cushion, a tea towel, or a confident wave.
parriered adj. You are drunk and parrying every reasonable suggestion, including the one about going home. parrillaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that being strapped to a metal frame would improve the evening's electrical atmosphere. Mazen became parrillaed and proposed the garden chair as an excellent venue for experiments. parritched adj. Of a drinker who has become certain that porridge is both a meal and a comprehensive remedy. parrocked adj. Describing a drinker who has mentally enclosed the nearest patch of ground and appointed himself its keeper. Leara went parrocked and refused entry to the pub garden without an explanation. parrodiened adj. A drinker who has acquired a pungent confidence in his own plumage and its social significance. parroketed adj. You have drunk enough to repeat an old pub anecdote as though it has only just been discovered. parroquetted adj. You are drunk and perched above the conversation, offering brief, brightly coloured observations. parrot and monkey timed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a minor disagreement into a scheduled quarrel. parrot coaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken black, compact fuel for a sound basis for a grand plan. parrot cried adj. Softened by drink into repeating a shout mechanically, long after anyone remembers its purpose. Denece got parrot cried and called for the manager whenever the music changed. parrot crossbilled adj. Reduced by drink to a small, emphatic bird with a specialised beak and no doubts about direction. Rickelle became parrot crossbilled and attacked the crisps from an angle she considered strategic. parrot diseased adj. Sharpened by drink into a contagious certainty that every conversation requires the same diagnosis. Celissa became parrot diseased and attributed the queue's behaviour to an imaginary infection. parrot feathered adj. Of a drinker: spreading delicately across the sofa, with greenish confidence and no wish to stand.
parrot fevered adj. Loosened by drink into an infectious enthusiasm for sharing improbable advice about birds and health. Bach went parrot fevered and advised the taxi driver to avoid all parrots before breakfast.
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