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parrotlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, immature insistence on correcting how the kitchen cupboards are arranged. parrotried adj. Loosened by drink into thoughtless imitation, repeating household phrases without retaining their purpose. parrying daggered adj. Drunk and defending the last comfortable place on the sofa with a bread knife held entirely metaphorically. parryinged adj. Slowed by drink to answering every practical question with a late, defensive gesture towards the sofa. pars distalised (/ˌpɑːz dɪsˈtɑːliːsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's far end appears responsible for all remaining domestic decisions. pars intercerebralised adj. Drunk enough to make every household decision along one narrow line between the sofa and the sink. Keemo was pars intercerebralised and pursued a single route to the kitchen for twenty minutes. pars intermediaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between sitting room and kitchen, while maintaining a firm boundary between them. Alexander-james was pars intermediaed and negotiated with the doorway before crossing it. pars nervosaed adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the glass of water was consumed, requested, or merely stored beside the sofa. pars rectaed (/ˌpɑːzˈɹɛktəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that takes the straightest route from the sofa to the kitchen, then forgets the purpose halfway there. Cooper-james was pars rectaed and walked directly to the kitchen before stopping beside the kettle. pars tensaed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired three distinct layers of opinion, all rather tender to the touch. Ellie-sue went pars tensaed after the second bitter, and required handling with care. pars tuberalised adj. A drinker who has wrapped himself round the central support of the bar, richly supplied and difficult to dislodge. Thiery got pars tuberalised and spent an hour embracing the pillar by the fruit machine. parsabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and still technically decipherable, provided nobody asks a second question. Kika was parsabilitied enough to order chips, though the request required careful listening. parsaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk to the taxi rank has become an ancient unit of distance. Evline was parsaed, measuring the taxi rank in ancient walking distances. parsalmided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chiefly concerned with reducing the inflammation caused by the evening. parse treed adj. Softened by drink into a branching structure in which every simple remark acquires several subordinate clauses. parseabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can be understood only after his sentences have been taken apart.