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parrotlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, immature insistence on correcting how the kitchen cupboards are arranged. Lileigh was parrotlinged and reorganised the mugs according to a system nobody could recover. parrotried adj. Loosened by drink into thoughtless imitation, repeating household phrases without retaining their purpose. Mattilynn became parrotried and copied the instruction to drink water without touching the glass. parrying daggered adj. Drunk and defending the last comfortable place on the sofa with a bread knife held entirely metaphorically. Ashantai became parrying daggered and guarded the sofa's corner from an advancing blanket. parryinged adj. Slowed by drink to answering every practical question with a late, defensive gesture towards the sofa. Sriharsha was parryinged and took several seconds to deflect the request for the remote. pars distalised (/ˌpɑːz dɪsˈtɑːliːsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's far end appears responsible for all remaining domestic decisions. Jakelyne was pars distalised and sent the glass of water to the distant end of the table. pars intercerebralised adj. Drunk enough to make every household decision along one narrow line between the sofa and the sink. Keemo was pars intercerebralised and pursued a single route to the kitchen for twenty minutes. pars intermediaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between sitting room and kitchen, while maintaining a firm boundary between them. Alexander-james was pars intermediaed and negotiated with the doorway before crossing it. pars nervosaed adj. Drunk beyond remembering whether the glass of water was consumed, requested, or merely stored beside the sofa. Airrion was pars nervosaed and searched the sofa for water already resting in his hand. pars rectaed (/ˌpɑːzˈɹɛktəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that takes the straightest route from the sofa to the kitchen, then forgets the purpose halfway there. Cooper-james was pars rectaed and walked directly to the kitchen before stopping beside the kettle. pars tensaed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired three distinct layers of opinion, all rather tender to the touch. Ellie-sue went pars tensaed after the second bitter, and required handling with care. pars tuberalised adj. A drinker who has wrapped himself round the central support of the bar, richly supplied and difficult to dislodge. Thiery got pars tuberalised and spent an hour embracing the pillar by the fruit machine. parsabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and still technically decipherable, provided nobody asks a second question. Kika was parsabilitied enough to order chips, though the request required careful listening. parsaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk to the taxi rank has become an ancient unit of distance. Lakwanzaa was parsaed and measured the way home in several heroic pilgrimages. parsalmided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chiefly concerned with reducing the inflammation caused by the evening. Medina went parsalmided and applied a cold compress to an argument that had not been physical. parse treed adj. Softened by drink into a branching structure in which every simple remark acquires several subordinate clauses. Nanetta was parse treed by the second round and took six minutes to ask for crisps. parseabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can be understood only after his sentences have been taken apart. Lolo was parseabilitied at the bar, with each order reconstructed from several fragments.