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parsonshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and promoted to a position of responsibility over the table's loose change. Garlyn grew parsonshipped and assumed charge of the communal salt. parsonsined adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to explaining the evening in terms of an alkaloid. Lizabella became parsonsined and blamed the bar's atmosphere for her condition. parsonsited adj. You are drunk and dense with solemn mineral conviction, particularly near the bar. Cora-may was parsonsited, immovable beside the fruit machine and full of purpose. part and parcelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every inconvenience as an integral and unavoidable portion of the evening. Khaos became part and parcelled and accepted the missing taxi as part of the ceremony. part exchanged adj. Having drunk enough to offer one possession for another, without establishing what either party receives. Latanisha became part exchanged and traded her umbrella for a nearly empty glass. part of speeched adj. You are drunk and reduced to a grammatical category, most probably an interjection near the kebab shop. Matella grew part of speeched and supplied only interjections during the walk home. part of the furnitured adj. Drunk enough to be taken for granted by everyone present, including those arranging the chairs around you. Evron was left beside the coats all evening, part of the furnitured by unanimous consent. part singinged adj. Drunk past the point of joining every nearby conversation in separate, incompatible vocal lines. Iyzah became part singinged and supplied a harmony to Songa's account of the taxi. part songed adj. Drunk beyond coordinating several voices into one unaccompanied, moderately tuneful nuisance. Schneur got part songed and divided the explanation of the bill among four willing voices. part-songed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small group answer together, without instrumental assistance or agreement. Edma became part-songed and persuaded the whole table to repeat the landlord's surname. part-time bowlered adj. Drunk, with the result that you are entrusted with difficult social deliveries only under special circumstances. Johnse was part-time bowlered and sent to explain the missing glasses to the host. part-time girlfriended adj. Drunk to a degree that makes borrowed companionship seem a reasonable arrangement for the evening. Alexana was part-time girlfriended and accepted three introductions on behalf of a stranger. part-timered adj. Drunk to the extent of participating only intermittently, leaving others to maintain the conversation. Xzavion was part-timered, appearing for each toast and vanishing before the replies. part-whole biased adj. Drunk on the strength of valuing each person individually, while overlooking the difficulty of managing the group. Renise became part-whole biased and bought separate drinks for everyone in the crowded room. part-whole modelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining every friendship as a diagram of pieces belonging to one whole. Petro got part-whole modelled and drew lines between guests who had never met. partagaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding a cigar as though it were the established badge of authority. Jeresiah became partagaed and appointed himself keeper of the ashtray.