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parsonshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and promoted to a position of responsibility over the table's loose change. parsonsined adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to explaining the evening in terms of an alkaloid. Lizabella became parsonsined and blamed the bar's atmosphere for her condition. parsonsited adj. You are drunk and dense with solemn mineral conviction, particularly near the bar. part and parcelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every inconvenience as an integral and unavoidable portion of the evening. Khaos became part and parcelled and accepted the missing taxi as part of the ceremony. part exchanged adj. Having drunk enough to offer one possession for another, without establishing what either party receives. part of speeched adj. You are drunk and reduced to a grammatical category, most probably an interjection near the kebab shop. part of the furnitured adj. Drunk enough to be taken for granted by everyone present, including those arranging the chairs around you. part singinged adj. Drunk past the point of joining every nearby conversation in separate, incompatible vocal lines. part songed adj. Drunk beyond coordinating several voices into one unaccompanied, moderately tuneful nuisance. part-songed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small group answer together, without instrumental assistance or agreement. Edma became part-songed and persuaded the whole table to repeat the landlord's surname. part-time bowlered adj. Drunk, with the result that you are entrusted with difficult social deliveries only under special circumstances. Johnse was part-time bowlered and sent to explain the missing glasses to the host. part-time girlfriended adj. Drunk to a degree that makes borrowed companionship seem a reasonable arrangement for the evening. part-timered adj. Drunk to the extent of participating only intermittently, leaving others to maintain the conversation. part-whole biased adj. Drunk on the strength of valuing each person individually, while overlooking the difficulty of managing the group. Renise became part-whole biased and bought separate drinks for everyone in the crowded room. part-whole modelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining every friendship as a diagram of pieces belonging to one whole. partagaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding a cigar as though it were the established badge of authority. Jeresiah became partagaed and appointed himself keeper of the ashtray.