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Packered adj. The drunkenness of one who fills every available space with football opinions and lager. Jamez was Packered and explained the defensive line to three uninterested regulars. Pacman frogged adj. Drunk by the third round, and swallowing the room's small objects with ceremonial lack of discrimination. Kaelea became Pacman frogged and attempted to swallow the pub's decorative lemon. Pacohed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced from imperial dignity to asking whether the crisps are communal. Kreigh was Pacohed by closing time and appointed himself custodian of the crisps. Pacohsed adj. Still drunk, and treating the final bar snack as an object of considerable constitutional importance. Talibah remained Pacohsed while delivering a speech about the jurisdiction of the peanut bowl. Padanianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grand territorial claim from a dispute over the last stool. Anudeep became Padanianed and defended the last stool as though borders were at stake. Padaunged adj. Sufficiently drunk to accumulate rings of empty glasses, each further from the original intention. Beauton was Padaunged, surrounded by glasses arranged in an unexpectedly ceremonial circle. Padawanned adj. Still drunk, and regarding the morning's errands as training under a remote master. Tanjot remained Padawanned, awaiting instruction before attempting the kettle. Paddied (/[ˈpʰæɾi]d/) adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, and addressing the nearest stranger as an old school friend. Symara was Paddied enough to greet the doorman as a childhood companion. Paddingtonianed adj. Having drunk enough to offer marmalade sandwiches to strangers, with diplomatic seriousness. Kashten got Paddingtonianed and offered his sandwich to a man waiting for the bus. Paddy's hurricaned adj. You have drunk enough to create a domestic weather system in the vicinity of the crisps. Bailey-anne became Paddy's hurricaned and scattered crisps across three tables. Padishahed (/ˈpɑːdɪʃɑːd/) adj. Of a drinker: elevated to imperial authority, pending assistance with the coat zip. Jnyla became Padishahed and demanded an audience, then assistance with her coat. Padishared adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the room but cannot locate the lavatory. Shewanda was Padishared, directing proceedings while asking where the lavatory was. Padoucaed adj. Sharpened by drink into challenging a coat stand to a duel, then apologising to it. Yesly became Padoucaed and challenged the coat stand before offering an apology. Padred adj. Loosened by drink into discussing the season with anyone wearing a baseball cap. Jakari was Padred and reviewed the season for a stranger in a baseball cap. Padroadisted adj. Emboldened by drink to defend an obsolete arrangement, chiefly because it sounds official. Layli became Padroadisted and defended the seating plan as an ancient arrangement. Padshawed adj. Describing a drinker who confers imperial status upon the person holding the takeaway menu. Laytham was Padshawed and bowed to the colleague carrying the takeaway menu.