parting of the waysed
partition of unitied

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parting of the waysed adj. The state of being drunk and declaring a disagreement an historic divergence requiring separate routes home. Mian became parting of the waysed after a dispute about gravy and left by the garden gate. parting phrased adj. The condition of a drinker who has prepared a formal farewell for every interruption. Desiderio grew parting phrased and concluded each visit with the same ceremonial sentence.
parting sanded adj. The drunkenness of one who separates every discussion cleanly, then returns to mould it together again. Lovett became parting sanded and ended the argument with a remark designed to prevent adhesion. parting shotted adj. Reduced by drink to departing only after one final, confidently unnecessary barb. Venba became parting shotted and insulted the umbrella while making for the door. parting-cupped adj. Softened by drink into carrying every decision with both hands, preferably with an audience on either side. Chelsey-leigh grew parting-cupped and required two friends to support her theory about the biscuits. partinged (/ˈpɑːtɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who separates from each conversation only to divide the next one more confidently. Kikuko became partinged and split the party into groups based on incompatible coat preferences. partinosted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating party loyalty as a tool for cutting through every unrelated question. Giezi became partinosted and assigned political allegiance to each sandwich on the plate. partisanismed adj. Slowed by drink to defending factional loyalty long after the original disagreement has disappeared. Chemar became partisanismed and continued supporting his side after both sides had gone home. partisanizationed adj. Drunk and converting every neutral arrangement into an opportunity for confident factional division. Marquon became partisanizationed and divided the remaining snacks between rival principles. partisanned (/ˈpɑː.tɪˌzænd/) adj. Loosened by drink into attaching yourself firmly to whichever faction last agreed with you. Maxus became partisanned and recruited the coat stand to his side of the argument. partisanried adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and insisting the leftovers be divided by allegiance. Katrin became partisanried and assigned the remaining biscuits to opposing sides of the kitchen. partisanshipped (/ˌpɑːtɪˈz(ə)nʃɪpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to take sides over which cushion is best suited to recovery. Nat got partisanshipped and mounted a sustained defence of the sofa's left-hand corner. partitaed (/pɑː(ɹ)ˈtiːtəd/) adj. Of a drinker: arranged in several movements between the kitchen, sofa and glass of water. Martavian became partitaed, making a separate movement for every journey to the tap. partition coefficiented adj. A drinker who distributes himself between sofa and kitchen in a stable ratio. Brandonkyle was partition coefficiented, spending twice as long on the sofa as beside the tap. partition functioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every possible arrangement of cushions and glasses seems equally probable. Trice grew partition functioned and tested four sofa positions before settling beside the water.
partition of unitied adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every part of the sitting room a finite share of attention. Indra became partition of unitied, distributing equal concern between the sofa, tap and blanket.