parting of the waysed
partition of unitied

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parting of the waysed adj. The state of being drunk and declaring a disagreement an historic divergence requiring separate routes home. parting phrased adj. The condition of a drinker who has prepared a formal farewell for every interruption.
parting sanded adj. The drunkenness of one who separates every discussion cleanly, then returns to mould it together again. Lovett became parting sanded and ended the argument with a remark designed to prevent adhesion. parting shotted adj. Reduced by drink to departing only after one final, confidently unnecessary barb. parting-cupped adj. Softened by drink into carrying every decision with both hands, preferably with an audience on either side. Chelsey-leigh grew parting-cupped and required two friends to support her theory about the biscuits. partinged (/ˈpɑːtɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who separates from each conversation only to divide the next one more confidently. partinosted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating party loyalty as a tool for cutting through every unrelated question. partisanismed adj. Slowed by drink to defending factional loyalty long after the original disagreement has disappeared. Chemar became partisanismed and continued supporting his side after both sides had gone home. partisanizationed adj. Drunk and converting every neutral arrangement into an opportunity for confident factional division. partisanned (/ˈpɑː.tɪˌzænd/) adj. Loosened by drink into attaching yourself firmly to whichever faction last agreed with you. partisanried adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and insisting the leftovers be divided by allegiance. partisanshipped (/ˌpɑːtɪˈz(ə)nʃɪpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to take sides over which cushion is best suited to recovery. partitaed (/pɑː(ɹ)ˈtiːtəd/) adj. Of a drinker: arranged in several movements between the kitchen, sofa and glass of water. partition coefficiented adj. A drinker who distributes himself between sofa and kitchen in a stable ratio. Brandonkyle was partition coefficiented, spending twice as long on the sofa as beside the tap. partition functioned adj. A drinker so far gone that every possible arrangement of cushions and glasses seems equally probable.
partition of unitied adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every part of the sitting room a finite share of attention.
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