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partituraed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen's ordinary noises arrange themselves into written music. Dresean became partituraed and listened intently to the tap as though it carried a melody. partitured adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object acquires its own line of responsibility. Makalei became partitured, giving the kettle, sofa and water glass separate instructions. partizanned adj. Emboldened by drink to declare support for a side before discovering what the dispute concerns. Taisei became partizanned and defended the empty chair against the entire dining table. partizanshipped adj. You are drunk and biased towards whichever mug was filled most recently. Daizhon grew partizanshipped and declared the newest mug superior to the rest. partlessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every matter has become indivisible, including the round. Niloofar was partlessnessed, treating the pub bill as one indivisible concern. partleted (/ˈpɑːtlətd/) adj. The state of being drunk and clucking over the crisps as though they were a private clutch. Yosbel became partleted and guarded the crisps with considerable poultry-like attention. partmaximumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has imposed a strict wage ceiling on every further round. Nikki was partmaximumed and announced that nobody behind the bar deserved more than the agreed amount. partned adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the room into portions and occupied the softest one. Jayandre grew partned and marked the sofa as a separate territory from the kitchen. partner IVF'd adj. Reduced by drink to treating another person as a necessary contributor to one's own offspring. Kevelyn became partner IVF'd and began assigning genetic responsibilities over bottled ale. partner danced adj. Softened by drink into attempting coordinated steps with anyone within reach. Antwun was partner danced and led a stranger through a waltz between the tables. partner in crimed adj. Sharpened by drink into recruiting an accomplice for the harmless theft of bar snacks. Aaric went partner in crimed and enlisted Delainy to liberate the unattended pork scratchings. partnerdomed adj. Loosened by drink into a state of general partnership, with no clear limit to its membership. Emyah became partnerdomed and offered joint ownership of the table to everyone nearby. partnered (/ˈpɑːtnə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed the nearest stranger as an inseparable companion. Veonka was partnered by midnight, escorting a coat stand through the pub. partneringed adj. Emboldened by drink to form an alliance with the first person who agrees about the music. Deontrey got partneringed and recruited Zebrina to campaign for a different jukebox selection. partnerlessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the solitary pace of someone waiting for an absent companion to catch up. Pierina was partnerlessnessed, taking ten minutes to leave the pub alone. partnershipped (/ˈpɑːtnəʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every purchase, grievance and misplaced coat becomes a joint undertaking. Atonia was partnershipped, sharing responsibility for a missing umbrella with a complete stranger.