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partocracied adj. Drunk beyond individual judgement, with rival pub factions directing every movement. Lashundria was partocracied, taking separate instructions from the darts team and the snug. partocrated adj. Drunk, with the result that every group in the pub is presumed to share one's platform. Aridai was partocrated and appointed himself spokesman for the corner table. partogramed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's progress requires a chart, particularly where the delays occur. Dollye partogramed the evening, marking each delayed round and the eventual arrival of last orders. partogrammed adj. Drunk to the extent of monitoring every delay in the journey home as though it were a clinical event. partographed adj. Drunk on the strength of a detailed record of every round, hesitation and failed departure. Rabih was partographed, documenting the evening's progress on the back of a receipt. partonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the smallest constituent pieces of conversation. partonomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the pub into wholes, parts and smaller parts. Kezion was partonomied, explaining that the bar consisted of several lesser bar-like elements. partonymed adj. The condition of a drinker who understands each person only as a component of some larger social arrangement. Sharleene became partonymed and introduced Roselle as an essential portion of the ladies' room delegation. partricinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the antifungal properties of the bitter as a matter of public health. partridge berried adj. Slowed by drink to a creeping botanical state, with the evening reduced to red berries. partridge peaed adj. Loosened by drink into making a modest yellow flower the principal subject of the evening. partridge-wooded adj. Emboldened by drink to describe the furniture as Brazilian cabinet-work, then sit on it. partridgeberried adj. Drunk and spreading gently through the conversation, small, persistent, and difficult to remove. Chariel grew partridgeberried and occupied the conversation with quiet botanical persistence. partridged (/ˈpɑːtɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Still drunk, and strutting through the pub with the wary dignity of game avoiding the guns. partridginged adj. Drunk to the point where every movement becomes a solemn expedition through imaginary cover. parts interpretered adj. Drunk enough to identify every object by its replacement part, including the pudding spoon. Norvil became parts interpretered and diagnosed the spoon as a discontinued vehicle component.