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partscored adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a low contractual victory. Kiel became partscored and treated obtaining the last chip as a negotiated triumph. partulaed adj. Drunk, with the result that progress becomes arboreal, unhurried, and chiefly downward. Ayelen was partulaed and descended the stairs with the patience of a tree snail. partulided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the garden wall seem a reasonable place to spend the night. Cloteal was partulided and settled beside the planter as though it were a permanent habitat. partured (/ˈpɑː(ɹ)tjʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of departing repeatedly, without achieving any meaningful separation from the pub. Bethany-louise became partured three times before Yarixa found her coat. parturienced adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and labouring heroically to produce one coherent sentence. Siya was parturienced, pushing solemnly through a sentence that never reached delivery. parturiencied adj. Drunk since last orders, and bringing forth chiefly explanations, each larger than the last. Shuan was parturiencied and delivered a lengthy account of why the bus had failed him. parturiented adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every small utterance required a ceremonial delivery. Owetta became parturiented and gave birth to an opinion about the table service. parturifaciented adj. Drunk by closing time, and medicinally inclined towards producing relief by ordering another round. Larez was parturifaciented and prescribed Morganna a final drink for the journey home. parturiometered adj. Still drunk, and measuring the force of each contraction involved in standing up. Trycia was parturiometered, recording the effort required to rise from the pub chair. parturiphobiaed adj. Too drunk to contemplate pregnancy, childbirth, or anything else involving a future appointment. Curtina was parturiphobiaed and fled when Javaid mentioned the antenatal clinic. parturitioned (/ˌpɑː(ɹ)tjʊˈɹɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard producing a taxi receipt as a form of childbirth. Betiel became parturitioned and struggled magnificently to produce her purse from the handbag. partworded adj. Having drunk enough to communicate in fragments, each abandoned before the crucial syllable. Geniyah was partworded, offering Shikeyla only the opening halves of several explanations. partworked adj. Having drunk more than the publication schedule permits, issuing one incomplete instalment per subject. Levarr became partworked and released his account of the evening in unfinished instalments. party and party costsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish legal expenditure from the reasonable and necessary cost of getting chips home. Kedan became party and party costsed and itemised the taxi by crumbs and mileage. party and played adj. Drunk beyond discretion, and requiring everyone present to pretend not to have noticed the arrangements. Iffah got party and played before supper and made the neighbours regret lending their garden. party animaled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gathering seem personally organised for your continued attendance. Antyone arrived party animaled and persuaded the quietest guests that the evening had only just begun.