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party bagged adj. Drunk to a degree that has you distributing small, unnecessary presents to everyone who stayed. Jacion got party bagged and handed each guest a carefully selected coaster. party biked adj. Drunk to the extent of pedalling nowhere with several companions while insisting the table is helping. Marsalis became party biked and blamed the stationary vehicle for losing momentum.
party blowered adj. Drunk on the strength of a noise that unrolls towards the nearest unwilling listener. Maraia got party blowered and delivered every announcement through a paper tube. party boated adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating fellow passengers as a crew obliged to indulge your theories about fish. Janujan became party boated and assigned everyone aboard a fishing-related responsibility. party bossed adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing instructions to a room that has not elected you. Leiya got party bossed and attempted to reorganise the queue for the cloakroom. party boyed adj. Still drunk, and accepting introductions, compliments and arrangements on behalf of somebody else. Abderahmane arrived party boyed and left several guests uncertain what service they had requested. party bussed adj. Too drunk to distinguish transport from the party itself, or passengers from a captive audience. Nasirah became party bussed and announced each turning as though guiding a national tour. party dressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard formal evening clothing as a practical solution to every social difficulty. Mehnaz got party dressed and attempted to host the supper in a borrowed sequinned dress. party favored (/ˈpɑɹ.ti ˌfeɪvɚd/) adj. Having drunk enough to bestow keepsakes on acquaintances who had not realised there was a ceremony. Heidy became party favored and presented the host with a lighter she had not bought. party fouled adj. Having drunk more than manners can absorb, and committing a social error requiring several witnesses to repair. Talayasia got party fouled and congratulated the wrong couple during the speeches. party gamed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every gathering into a contest whose rules only you understand. Mahd became party gamed and awarded points for reaching the buffet without conversation. party girled adj. You are drunk and attending with such enthusiasm that the reluctant guests begin making excuses. Shemira got party girled and recruited the kitchen staff for a dance no one had requested. party hatted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a paper cone for formal authority and expects the room to comply. Jadalyn got party hatted and attempted to settle an argument from beneath the cardboard cone. party horned adj. Describing a drinker who answers ordinary conversation with a single uninvited blast. Shaunteria became party horned and interrupted the toast at each natural pause. party in one's mouthed adj. A drinker who discovers several flavours at once and requires everyone nearby to hear the review. Zoeann got party in one's mouthed and described the crisps to each person individually.
party juried adj. A drinker so far gone that every guest receives equal authority to judge your conduct. Justan became party juried and asked sober strangers to rule on his choice of tie.