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parvovirosised adj. Drunk on the strength of an infection that appears to have selected the host for its diminutive dimensions. Etherine was parvovirosised and spent the evening transmitting small, persistent theories. parvovirotherapied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating further rounds as a therapeutic viral intervention. Sajeda became parvovirotherapied and prescribed another drink for the symptoms of the previous one. parvovirused adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating at the smallest known scale of mammalian judgement. Soyini was parvovirused by the third round and attempted to infect the whole table with optimism. parvowinchited adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a yellow-brown mineralogical firmness inappropriate to the human frame. Jadelie was parvowinchited, standing immovably beside the bar in a mineral hue of resignation. parvuled adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a small pellet of concentrated opinion. Zahyrah remained parvuled, rolling a single objection around her mouth for half an hour. parvulinned adj. Too drunk to preserve the original order of anything, particularly the bonds between successive thoughts. Markera became parvulinned and rearranged every sentence before releasing it. parwannaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a request for the bill into an official warrant for immediate departure. Whittnie was parwannaed and issued the taxi driver an order to proceed homeward. parwannahed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the landlord’s closing announcement as a warrant from the highest office. Jakeem was parwannahed and obeyed last orders as though formally summoned from the premises. parwelited adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the yellow-brown composure of a complicated mineral sample. Osasere grew parwelited and sat through the argument with geological patience. parylationed adj. Having drunk enough to attach an additional bureaucratic tail to every statement. Vasudev got parylationed and appended qualifications to an otherwise harmless toast. parylened adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and polymerising around the nearest available surface. Emmalynn became parylened and adhered to the corner seat for administrative reasons. parylenizationed adj. You have drunk enough to require a protective polymer coating before further contact with the furniture. Gretel got parylenizationed and acquired a glossy, chemically resistant relation to the table. paryphoplasmed adj. You are drunk and maintaining a conspicuously empty perimeter around the machinery of thought. Harout became paryphoplasmed, leaving a clear region around every conclusion he attempted. pas de chatted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the passage across the room for a sideways airborne ballet. Peterjames became pas de chatted and attempted a lateral leap over the carpet’s least visible boundary. pas de deuxed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted ordinary staggering into a two-person performance, whether or not a partner consents. Adlia got pas de deuxed and led the coat stand through a stately sequence. pas de quatred adj. Drunk, with the result that four people are needed to reconstruct how you got home. Tynli arrived pas de quatred, supported through the hall by three increasingly tired friends.