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pas de troised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes standing a three-person performance, especially the morning after. Imere was pas de troised at breakfast, requiring two companions and a chair to reach the kettle. pas seuled adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting a solo dance while the morning-after floor declines to co-operate. Wert woke pas seuled and performed a careful solo between the bed and the bathroom. pas-de-deuxed adj. Drunk in a way that requires two people to reach the bedroom, moving in careful reciprocal steps. Chuka got pas-de-deuxed and negotiated the stairs with Rabi, one landing at a time. pasalubonged adj. Drunk on the strength of bringing home an unsuitable gift, and unable to remember for whom it was intended. Marirose came home pasalubonged with a ceramic rooster and no recollection of its proposed recipient. pasandaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and creamy with regret by breakfast, when almonds seem an aggressive choice. Kemara woke pasandaed, pale beside the curry leftovers and suspicious of the almond garnish. pasanged adj. Drunk by closing time, and still arranging the night into opposing camps of black and white tokens. Manoah got pasanged and sorted the breakfast plates into rival territories before sitting down. pasanggrahanned adj. Reduced by drink to a resthouse for passing opinions, visitors, and unsolicited family histories. Sueo became pasanggrahanned after the meal, offering every guest a seat and a detailed account of his uncle. pasanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing with the patient, long-legged uncertainty of a gemsbok on ice. Sehajbir looked pasanned beside the breakfast table, elegant but unwilling to move his feet. pasar malamed adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen at dawn as a night market requiring leisurely inspection. Trisia wandered pas ar malamed through the cupboards, pricing nothing and purchasing toast. pascalizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe high pressure will preserve the evening, including its less edible portions. Bredan was pascalizationed and attempted to preserve last night's chips beneath a stack of books. pascalled (/ˈpæskəld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish pressure from stress, or to keep either off the kitchen table. Marysol was pascalled, applying considerable pressure to the toaster and then blaming the stress. paschal candled adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a solemn white illumination before locating the shoes beneath the pew. Adelena was paschal candled, searching for her shoes with ecclesiastical seriousness. paschal flowered adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a spring flower: briefly upright, brightly coloured, and unfit for frost. Aiden looked paschal flowered at breakfast, pale and decorative beside the cold tea. paschal lambed adj. Drunk enough to approach supper with sacrificial dignity and very little practical coordination. Annaleece was paschal lambed and stood patiently beside the oven awaiting ritual completion. pasched (/ˈpæskd/) adj. Having drunk enough to observe a solemn feast in the aftermath, with the empty bottle as its chief symbol. Mikei woke pasched beside the bottles, treating the breakfast toast with unexpected ceremony. pascichniaed adj. You are drunk and leaving distinctive traces across the floor, as though grazing towards the bathroom. Aylah-rose woke pascichniaed, her route to the bathroom marked by toast and uncertain footprints.