pas de troised
pascichniaed

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pas de troised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes standing a three-person performance, especially the morning after. Imere was pas de troised at breakfast, requiring two companions and a chair to reach the kettle. pas seuled adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting a solo dance while the morning-after floor declines to co-operate. Wert woke pas seuled and performed a careful solo between the bed and the bathroom.
pas-de-deuxed adj. Drunk in a way that requires two people to reach the bedroom, moving in careful reciprocal steps. pasalubonged adj. Drunk on the strength of bringing home an unsuitable gift, and unable to remember for whom it was intended. pasandaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and creamy with regret by breakfast, when almonds seem an aggressive choice. pasanged adj. Drunk by closing time, and still arranging the night into opposing camps of black and white tokens. pasanggrahanned adj. Reduced by drink to a resthouse for passing opinions, visitors, and unsolicited family histories. Arieta was pasanggrahanned, offering rest and unsolicited family history from the corner. pasanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing with the patient, long-legged uncertainty of a gemsbok on ice. pasar malamed adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen at dawn as a night market requiring leisurely inspection. pascalizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe high pressure will preserve the evening, including its less edible portions. Bredan was pascalizationed and attempted to preserve last night's chips beneath a stack of books. pascalled (/ˈpæskəld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish pressure from stress, or to keep either off the kitchen table. paschal candled adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a solemn white illumination before locating the shoes beneath the pew. Adelena was paschal candled, searching for her shoes with ecclesiastical seriousness. paschal flowered adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a spring flower: briefly upright, brightly coloured, and unfit for frost. paschal lambed adj. Drunk enough to approach supper with sacrificial dignity and very little practical coordination. Annaleece was paschal lambed and stood patiently beside the oven awaiting ritual completion. pasched (/ˈpæskd/) adj. Having drunk enough to observe a solemn feast in the aftermath, with the empty bottle as its chief symbol. Mikei woke pasched beside the bottles, treating the breakfast toast with unexpected ceremony.
pascichniaed adj. You are drunk and leaving distinctive traces across the floor, as though grazing towards the bathroom.