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pascoited adj. Of a drinker: crystallised by the morning after into a hard, pale specimen containing several unresolved elements. Imya sat pascoited at the breakfast table, rigidly preserving last night's arrangement of glasses. pascolaed adj. Of a drinker who has become a masked storyteller, repeatedly retelling the same breakfast incident. Florrie got pascolaed and narrated the missing-shoe episode from behind a tea towel. pascolizumabed adj. Describing a drinker who requires a carefully humanised account of why the asthma inhaler is in the fridge. Getzel was pascolizumabed by breakfast, explaining the misplaced inhaler with laboratory precision. pascuaged adj. A drinker who has grazed continuously through the night and now appears liable for the pasture. Brandea woke pascuaged among crumbs, having pastured through every edible item in the kitchen. pasdaranned adj. A drinker so far gone that the household requires a revolutionary guard to protect the kettle. Matthews became pasdaranned and stationed himself beside the kettle, allowing nobody near its controls. pased adj. The state of being drunk and performing elaborate cape-work for a bathrobe that has shown no interest. Blathin woke pased and attempted to draw the dressing gown towards the bathroom with a towel. pasellaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an unexpected extra benefit, usually a headache with purchase. Hilburn was pasellaed by breakfast, having received a headache free with the final round. pasenged adj. The drunkenness of one who stands goat-like on the landing, chewing over the evening and declining to descend. Johnica was pasenged at sunrise, fixed on the landing and chewing thoughtfully through a dry biscuit. paseoed adj. Reduced by drink to a public avenue between bed and bathroom, open to slow pedestrian traffic. Alegna was paseoed by breakfast, turning the corridor into a long, quiet promenade. pasghettied adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently ordering the tangled dish as though it were a recognised delicacy. Earskin got pasghettied and requested the restaurant's finest bowl of noodles by its proper name. pasguarded adj. Softened by drink into keeping one arm bent protectively, particularly when approaching a doorway. Shakerra went pasguarded on the staircase, her left elbow permanently prepared for impact. pash rashed adj. Having drunk more than the beard-related consequences of the evening can reasonably conceal. Cantrell was pash rashed and blamed the mirror for the red mark beneath his nose. pashadomed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken temporary authority over the crisps for a permanent office. Ellika was pashadomed and required written permission before anyone approached the shared snacks. pashaed (/ˈpæʃəd/) adj. You are drunk and ruling the table by honorary decree, despite having no territory. Makylah was pashaed and granted everyone permission to order chips from the neighbouring table. pashalicked adj. Describing a drinker who governs the immediate surroundings with confidence unsupported by any appointment. Issacc became pashalicked and reorganised the pub's seating as though boundaries were being redrawn. pashaliked adj. A drinker who treats the room as a jurisdiction and the nearest chair as an administrative post. Hub was pashaliked and attempted to settle a dispute between two unattended umbrellas.