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pashaluked adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home has acquired borders, offices and a governing council. Mckynsie was pashaluked and appointed the bus shelter minister for an unexpectedly long meeting. pashashipped adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that rank has survived the loss of all practical judgement. pashawed adj. Of a drinker: appointing subordinates, territories and ceremonial duties wherever the evening permits. Tiquila became pashawed and placed the coat rack under the authority of the nearest bar stool. pashecoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soft, dark and firmly convinced that this is a meal. pashed (/pæʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a passionate kiss for an appropriate introduction to everyone present. Ailen got pashed and greeted the new neighbour with an enthusiasm usually reserved for old romances. pashequaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a dense black cake for a sound basis for decisions. pashequawwed adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, dark mass with complete confidence in its own nutritional judgement. pashered adj. Softened by drink into a determined kisser, with the confidence of someone misreading every invitation. Iacov became pashered and attempted a romantic farewell with the ticket machine. pashiubaed adj. Having drunk enough to grow upwards from the pavement, broadening towards the first available support. pashkeviled adj. Sharpened by drink into an uncommissioned notice warning strangers how to behave properly. pashmaked adj. Emboldened by drink to pull apart the sweet fibres with bare fingers and call the result supper. Diaquan got pashmaked and distributed sticky strands of confectionery as though issuing official rations. pashmed adj. Loosened by drink into raw, unspun wool, with every thread of self-assurance showing. Enzley became pashmed and offered the barman an improvised account of textile manufacture. pashminaed adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a small mountain goat considering a narrow path. pashtaed adj. Drunk and placing solemn little marks of emphasis on ordinary remarks, as though every sentence required notation. pasigraphied adj. Drunk to the point where instructions have become symbols, and every symbol means another round. pasilaliaed adj. Drunk enough to convert every sound into a written sign, then proceed as though the transcription settled the matter.