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pasotuxizumabed adj. Drunk and engaging the sofa in a targeted campaign, with the glass of water as principal agent. Gilson was pasotuxizumabed, directing the water towards himself without leaving the sofa. paspalicined adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen counter has acquired a persuasive, metabolically complex personality. Jayleanna was paspalicined and consulted the counter before choosing a glass. paspalined adj. Drunk enough to make a complicated route from the sofa to the glass of water and complete it triumphantly. Rayonah got paspalined and reached the water after negotiating three cushions and a footstool. paspalinined adj. A drinker so far gone that the room tremors whenever the glass is approached. Elikia was paspalinined, trembling gently whenever the crisps came within reach. paspalitremed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the kitchen's small tremors can be distinguished from one's own. Kouame was paspalitremed, watching the water shake in its glass beside the sofa. paspalumed (/ˈpaspələmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that spreads across the sitting room in tall, persistent tufts, occupying more space by remaining still. Lesley-anne was paspalumed across the sofa, upright in several directions at once. paspied adj. Drunk and moving in triple time, though not with the courtly precision intended. Cherryl was paspied and took three steps for every ordinary one. pasported adj. Loosened by drink into treating proof of identity as sufficient authority for every international decision. Kalop became pasported and proposed settling the argument at whichever border was nearest. pasque flowered adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a spreading clump of blankets, cushions and person on the sofa. Anisten was pasque flowered by midnight, surrounded by cushions and one carefully placed tumbler. pasqued (/pæskd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a small flower has become the accepted explanation for the state of the carpet. Asthon was pasqued, pointing at the flowerpot while explaining the damp patch. pasqueflowered adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a perennial clump on the sofa, returning there whenever disturbed. Latishia was pasqueflowered, reappearing on the sofa after each attempt to fetch water. pasquilanted adj. The condition of a drinker who lampoons the regulars with the confidence of a pub wit. Genni got pasquilanted and gave the landlord a review in rhyming couplets. pasquilered adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every quiet pint into a personal attack on the company. Mackenley went pasquilered and found fault with the barmaid's choice of crisps. pasquilled adj. Drunk on the strength of one sharp observation about the kitchen, repeated until it becomes a household satire. Asel was pasquilled on the sofa, lampooning the abandoned saucepan with increasing precision. pasquinaded (/paskwɪˈneɪdd/) adj. Softened by drink into public satire, preferably delivered where the whole snug can hear. Jennifer became pasquinaded and reviewed each regular's pint aloud. pasquinadered adj. Sharpened by drink into a lampooner who can find an insult in a bowl of pork scratchings. Adiyan got pasquinadered and mocked the barman's carefully folded tea towel.