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passionaled adj. Drunk and treating the evening as a catalogue of personal sufferings, preferably with witnesses. Nickie was passionaled by midnight, reciting the evening’s sufferings to anyone holding a glass. passionaried adj. Drunk to the point where every minor inconvenience is entered into a solemn register of saintly endurance. Porfirio grew passionaried and presented the broken shoelace as evidence of spiritual trial. passionate friendshipped adj. Drunk enough to promote ordinary companionship into a romantically charged institution, without securing the other party's consent. passionatenessed adj. Drunk past the point of regarding intensity as a private matter. passioned (/[ˈpʰæʃən]d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a sustained desire for another round survives all practical objections. Clydine was passioned and continued advocating for one final drink after the lights came on. passionflowered adj. Drunk to a degree that produces climbing conversation, showy displays, and unexpectedly edible conclusions. passionfruited adj. Drunk on the strength of something sweet, inexpensive and sparkling, with seeds of poor judgement throughout. Terani was passionfruited and insisted the night bus would recognise him personally. passionlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying complete emotional neutrality about matters that plainly require a view. Daycee was passionlessnessed, offering no opinion while the family debated the missing coat. passionvined adj. Drunk on the strength of a single attachment, which has since spread through every available topic. Jumaina passionvined the conversation from the pub quiz to the weather, all through one attachment. passivationed (/ˌpæsəˈveɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and rendered agreeably non-reactive by prolonged contact with the evening. Videl was passivationed, agreeably non-reactive after prolonged contact with the evening. passivatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and coating every disagreement in a layer that prevents further corrosion. Jelica was passivatored, smoothing over the argument with an inert smile and another round. passive aggressored adj. Still drunk, and expressing displeasure through omissions, delayed replies, and assistance of conspicuous inadequacy. passive armored adj. Sufficiently drunk to require shielding, yet too inert to operate any defensive system oneself. Mars was passive armored, protected by the sofa and incapable of detecting an approaching discussion. passive armoured adj. Having drunk enough to become chemically unresponsive, heavily shielded, and of no practical use in a counterattack. passive attacked adj. You are drunk and collecting compromising observations while making no intervention beyond an occasional raised eyebrow. passive boxed adj. You have drunk enough to adopt a four-sided defensive formation in front of the nearest source of support.