Pahareed
Pakhangpaed

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Pahareed adj. Drunk to the point where the floor appears to be rising towards the mountains. Lalo was Pahareed and considered the staircase an ambitious hillside. Paharied (/pəˈhɑːɹid/) adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary slopes as a reasonable place to stop. Hadji became Paharied and rested halfway up the barely inclined drive.
Pahuted adj. Drunk on the strength of a name remembered from somewhere less nearby. Ashton was Pahuted and gave directions by reference to an entirely different map. Pahvant Valley plagued adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening has acquired a medical-sounding name. Mary-lou was Pahvant Valley plagued and remained cheerful beside the closed chemist. Pahvanted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a personal decision from the landscape around it. Karina was Pahvanted and left her glass on a wall she had not chosen. Painted adj. Drunk in a way that changes colour, direction and apparent breed without warning. Kaci was Painted and trotted confidently towards a horsebox that was not hers. Paipaied adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires an unnecessary plural. Harry-thomas was Paipaied and addressed the waiter as though he represented a committee. Paisley Undergrounded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the furniture seem mildly psychedelic and independently recorded. Kashauna was Paisley Undergrounded and found the lamps unusually alternative. Paisleyismed adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering policy statements where a simple answer would suffice. Neepa was Paisleyismed and proposed a firm position on the allocation of crisps. Paiuted adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating by a geography known only to the coat. Tynisha was Paiuted and followed her coat towards the wrong side of the station. Paiwanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every small disagreement as a signal requiring a measured response. Kenja became Paiwanned and gave the barmaid's raised eyebrow a lengthy technical response. Paixhans gunned adj. Still drunk, and firing decisive remarks with a range disproportionate to the room. Lyndin was Paixhans gunned and unsettled the far end of the table with one observation. Pajonismed adj. Too drunk to accept that anyone else may have initiated the evening's better ideas. Ajanthan was Pajonismed and attributed the successful toast entirely to himself. Pajonisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to find personal agency in every decision except ordering another round. Mandalyn was Pajonisted and accepted responsibility for the room's choice of music. Pakhangbaismed adj. Drunk and moving according to a private system in which balance is theoretical and corners are negotiable. Dalaina was Pakhangbaismed, turning every corridor into a slow experiment in personal geometry.
Pakhangpaed adj. Slowed by drink to require a private negotiation with each stair and considerable time between them. Hamiora became Pakhangpaed halfway upstairs and treated the banister as a patient adviser.
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