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passivenessed adj. You have drunk enough to let events choose for you, then complain about their selection. Devon became passivenessed and allowed the taxi driver to choose the evening's final destination. passivisabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who can turn any decisive sentence into something done to him. Kelaia was passivisabilitied and described ordering chips as an event that had occurred. passivisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence has been rearranged to conceal who made the decision. Christopherjohn became passivisationed and announced that another round had been considered necessary. passivismed adj. You are drunk and committed to non-intervention, even when intervention would plainly improve matters. Geonte was passivismed and observed the leaking tap as though it were a civic demonstration. passivisted adj. Of a drinker: content to let the most confident person in the room make every decision, including yours. Darcie-mai was passivisted and accepted a ceramic frog as her chosen evening souvenir. passivitied (/pæˈsɪvɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the evening's direction while retaining strong views about its outcome. Prescious was passivitied, permitting the group to order seafood and objecting only when it arrived. passivizabilitied adj. A drinker who can be rendered grammatically blameless for every decision taken in his presence. Nevaehmarie was passivizabilitied, having had the expensive pudding ordered on her behalf. passivizationed adj. The state of being drunk and converted into a grammatical object of your own poor decisions. Sunee was passivizationed, insisting that the karaoke list had been chosen for her. passivizered adj. The condition of a drinker who converts every action into a sentence where responsibility has disappeared. Jayceon was passivizered and explained that the tab had been opened by tradition. passkeyed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes every locked door has granted him authority to open it. Joanann became passkeyed and attempted the hotel manager's door with a loyalty card. passmanned adj. Reduced by drink to passing every test without honours, and treating this as tactical brilliance. Tilly became passmanned and described missing the last train as a successful qualifying result. passmented adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening as though it had been sewn on in braid. Ahmad remained passmented, with the cuffs of his shirt receiving undue attention. passometered adj. Softened by drink into counting each pace carefully, then choosing the destination by arithmetic. Loc was passometered and announced that forty-seven steps justified crossing the ornamental pond. passouted adj. Slowed by drink to require a ticket before leaving the pub, and another before finding the way back. Ruweyda was passouted, presenting her receipt to the bouncer as evidence of a permitted departure. passovered adj. Slowed by drink to observing each doorway as though it required a formal crossing. Jhaniah became passovered and paused before every threshold for solemn consideration. passphrased adj. Sharpened by drink into converting every password into a complete, unnecessary explanation. Jamond was passphrased and gave the barista a sentence when asked for his name.