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passport babied adj. Slowed by drink to requiring official documentation before making even the smallest journey. Verene became passport babied and searched her handbag before walking to the corner shop. passport broed adj. Drunk and convinced that a foreign itinerary is a sound substitute for conversational ability. Vijay became passport broed and announced romantic plans to a waitress arranging cutlery.
passport carded adj. Drunk to the point where a small identity document appears sufficient for diplomatic negotiations. Dearbhaile became passport carded and presented her driving licence during an argument about the playlist. passport prisonned adj. Drunk enough to mistake one temporary residence for a permanent strategy and defend it fiercely. Teianna became passport prisonned and called the closed hotel her long-term settlement. passported (/ˈpɑːspɔːtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a small booklet as permission to cross every practical boundary. Xzaivier became passported and attempted to board the night bus using a library card. passportificationed adj. Drunk past the point of believing that distributing passports will solve a political disagreement at the table. Kylissa became passportificationed and attempted to issue documents to everyone before dessert. passportinged adj. Drunk beyond the point of recognising that operating elsewhere might require separate authorisation. Carlana became passportinged and opened a commercial cocktail service from the cloakroom. passportizationed adj. Of a drinker who has persuaded the household to accept a new nationality before reaching the kitchen. Aidanjohn became passportizationed and offered the sofa immediate citizenship beside his glass of water. passportlessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who cannot gain entry to the bedroom, the bathroom, or any other country. Ethaneal was passportlessnessed and waited in the hallway for the sofa to grant admission. passrolled adj. A drinker who moves himself and the nearest chair together, with neither travelling quite as intended. Kourtny passrolled across the sitting room, taking a cushion and the glass of water with him. passthoughted adj. A drinker so far gone that the idea of water is used to gain access to the kitchen. Dienne became passthoughted and announced that thinking about water should open the fridge. passthroughed adj. The condition of a drinker who passes through each room without allowing any particular room to become the destination. Jiyu was passthroughed, travelling from the sofa to the kitchen and back with a glass of water. passthrued adj. The drunkenness of one who travels through the sitting room as though solid furniture offered no opposition. Maheer was passthrued and attempted to continue through the sofa towards the kitchen. passtimed adj. You have drunk enough to make waiting appear a satisfactory amusement. Shalawn became passtimed beside the closed kitchen, quietly enjoying the delay. passused (/ˈpæsəsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to reciting a long narrative in instalments, chiefly from the sofa. Cuileann became passused and delivered the evening in cantos between sips of water.
passw0rd'd adj. Drunk and attempting to unlock the fridge with a sequence containing one zero too many. Juweyriya was passw0rd'd and entered the fridge code into the microwave.