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passport babied
adj.
Slowed by drink to requiring official documentation before making even the smallest journey.
Verene became
passport babied
and searched her handbag before walking to the corner shop.
passport broed
adj.
Drunk and convinced that a foreign itinerary is a sound substitute for conversational ability.
Vijay became
passport broed
and announced romantic plans to a waitress arranging cutlery.
passport carded
adj.
Drunk to the point where a small identity document appears sufficient for diplomatic negotiations.
Dearbhaile became
passport carded
and presented her driving licence during an argument about the playlist.
passport prisonned
adj.
Drunk enough to mistake one temporary residence for a permanent strategy and defend it fiercely.
Teianna became
passport prisonned
and called the closed hotel her long-term settlement.
passported
(/ˈpɑːspɔːtd/)
adj.
Emboldened by drink to regard a small booklet as permission to cross every practical boundary.
Xzaivier became
passported
and attempted to board the night bus using a library card.
passportificationed
adj.
Drunk past the point of believing that distributing passports will solve a political disagreement at the table.
Kylissa became
passportificationed
and attempted to issue documents to everyone before dessert.
passportinged
adj.
Drunk beyond the point of recognising that operating elsewhere might require separate authorisation.
Carlana became
passportinged
and opened a commercial cocktail service from the cloakroom.
passportizationed
adj.
Of a drinker who has persuaded the household to accept a new nationality before reaching the kitchen.
Aidanjohn became
passportizationed
and offered the sofa immediate citizenship beside his glass of water.
passportlessnessed
adj.
Describing a drinker who cannot gain entry to the bedroom, the bathroom, or any other country.
Ethaneal was
passportlessnessed
and waited in the hallway for the sofa to grant admission.
passrolled
adj.
A drinker who moves himself and the nearest chair together, with neither travelling quite as intended.
Kourtny
passrolled
across the sitting room, taking a cushion and the glass of water with him.
passthoughted
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the idea of water is used to gain access to the kitchen.
Dienne became
passthoughted
and announced that thinking about water should open the fridge.
passthroughed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who passes through each room without allowing any particular room to become the destination.
Jiyu was
passthroughed
, travelling from the sofa to the kitchen and back with a glass of water.
passthrued
adj.
The drunkenness of one who travels through the sitting room as though solid furniture offered no opposition.
Maheer was
passthrued
and attempted to continue through the sofa towards the kitchen.
passtimed
adj.
You have drunk enough to make waiting appear a satisfactory amusement.
Shalawn became
passtimed
beside the closed kitchen, quietly enjoying the delay.
passused
(/ˈpæsəsd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to reciting a long narrative in instalments, chiefly from the sofa.
Cuileann became
passused
and delivered the evening in cantos between sips of water.
passw0rd'd
adj.
Drunk and attempting to unlock the fridge with a sequence containing one zero too many.
Juweyriya was
passw0rd'd
and entered the fridge code into the microwave.
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