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passwalled adj. Softened by drink into attempting passage through solid furniture rather than around it. Lily-grace was passwalled and tried to reach the kitchen through the back of the sofa. passwayed adj. Sharpened by drink into discovering a route from the sofa to the kitchen that no sober person would choose. Hejan became passwayed and followed the narrowest route available to obtain a glass of water. passwomanned adj. Loosened by drink into assuming responsibility for every route, doorway and household crossing. Alyla was passwomanned and directed Adonias from the sofa to the kitchen with quiet authority. password childed adj. Of a drinker: every minor household difficulty is assigned to the favoured offspring, including finding water. Iselle was password childed and telephoned the favourite child about an empty tumbler. password saltinged adj. Of a drinker who has appended a lengthy, unnecessary string to every simple request before bed. Lynnia was password saltinged, giving the taxi driver a sentence where an address would suffice. password walleted adj. Describing a drinker who has stored every recollection securely, encrypted beyond personal access. Astria was password walleted and could not retrieve the name of the restaurant she had chosen. passworded (/ˈpɑːswɜː(ɹ)dd/) adj. A drinker who requires a secret word before permitting the kettle, sofa, or biscuit tin to proceed. Jamariyah became passworded and interrogated the kettle before making tea. passymeasured adj. Drunk since last orders, and still performing an old dance between the sofa and the kitchen. Loi was passymeasured and approached the glass of water in several dignified steps. past active participled adj. Reduced by drink to describing every action as completed, including the one currently being attempted. Matina was past active participled, declaring the walk home successfully finished before leaving the pub. past anteriored adj. Softened by drink into a compound tense, thanking the barmaid after the thanks had already happened. Ethelen went past anteriored and thanked the barmaid for a round nobody had yet ordered. past continuoused adj. Sharpened by drink into describing every ongoing pub activity as though it were already history. Jeevan was past continuoused, narrating the crisps as though they were being eaten in a documentary. past historic tensed adj. Emboldened by drink to narrate each pub mishap as a completed episode worthy of retelling. Alexanndra got past historic tensed and narrated the spilt stout as though the deceased were present. past historicked adj. Loosened by drink into treating the entire evening as a solemn account of completed events. Amilia-rose became past historicked and recounted buying the first round as ancient history. past imperfect tensed adj. Slowed by drink to remain halfway through every action, indefinitely and with grammatical confidence. Nyja was past imperfect tensed, still ordering a cider several minutes after reaching the bar. past iteratived adj. Drunk and repeatedly returning to the same round, with no certainty that the habit has ended. Whittany was past iteratived, buying another round whenever anyone mentioned going home. past lifed adj. Drunk to the point where this life seems merely an inconvenient interval between former ones. Geatano was past lifed, claiming the bar stool belonged to him in a previous existence.