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pasta filataed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining structurally separate from the furniture, yet oddly elastic. Alyosha grew pasta filataed and stretched one farewell across the entire hallway. pasta saladed adj. Drunk beyond coherence, but still assembled in several chilled and separately identifiable portions. pasta sauced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every conversation richly covered, particularly where no covering was required. pasta wheated adj. Drunk, with the result that you become durable, golden, and chiefly useful in a large bowl. pastaed (/ˈpæstəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the boiled contents of a bowl as a suitable adhesive. pastaholicked adj. Drunk to a degree that devotion to noodles becomes the evening's only credible theology. pastanced adj. Drunk to the extent of converting an ordinary diversion into an undertaking of considerable antiquity. paste bombed adj. Drunk on the strength of one irrelevant remark, repeated until the conversation requires technical assistance. Kalsey went paste bombed and inserted the same account of a pigeon into every discussion. paste egged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a coloured boiled egg into an adhesive social obligation, difficult to surrender or eat. paste soaped adj. Drunk since last orders, and smooth enough to slide through every remaining obligation. paste-egged adj. A drinker so far gone that every coloured egg is challenged to a ceremonial bout before breakfast. Shivani arrived paste-egged and attempted to jarp with the Easter eggs before anyone had served tea. paste-horned adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the nose as the evening's principal heraldic feature. Anella was paste-horned, presenting her nose as the evening's principal heraldic feature. paste-upped adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the evening's people and conversations into a single public display. Gurpartap got paste-upped and positioned the quarrelling couple beside the birthday banner. paste-washed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a shrinking, adhesive impression of your former self. pastebinned adj. Still drunk, and storing every thought somewhere public, retrievable, and regrettably permanent. Champane was pastebinned, leaving a plain-text account of the supper beneath the restaurant's photograph. pasteboarded adj. Too drunk to offer resistance: flat, fibrous, and chiefly useful for supporting another person's paperwork. Crandon was pasteboarded, accepting the cloakroom ticket with the firmness of card stock.